Saturday Night Hootenanny

“Howdy boys got something special for you tonight. Looks like Mr. Walrus got himself an Obscury from Oppo for the song “Ces’t plane pour moi” which Walrus said he had at least 25 versions. Well, call him a liar cause he sent me a list and I couldn’t even find all of them on Youtube. I filled in a couple he will probably soon get but the list topped out at 40. It’s not a long song so timewise it’s not a long Hootenanny so stick around for all of the versions, there are some serious wild ones in there. Enjoy.”

Nah. They Wouldn’t Do That Here.

Police Seize on Covid-19 Tech To Expand Global Surveillance

Associated Press via ABC | December 20, 2022

JERUSALEM — Majd Ramlawi was serving coffee in Jerusalem’s Old City when a chilling text message appeared on his phone.

“You have been spotted as having participated in acts of violence in the Al-Aqsa Mosque,” it read in Arabic. “We will hold you accountable.”

Ramlawi, then 19, was among hundreds of people whom civil rights attorneys estimate got the text last year at the height of one of the most turbulent recent periods in the Holy Land. Many, including Ramlawi, say they only lived or worked in the neighborhood, and had nothing to do with the unrest. What he didn’t know was that the feared internal security agency, the Shin Bet, was using mass surveillance technology mobilized for coronavirus contact tracing, against Israeli residents and citizens for purposes entirely unrelated to COVID-19.

In the pandemic’s bewildering early days, millions worldwide believed government officials who said they needed confidential data for new tech tools that could help stop coronavirus’ spread. In return, governments got a firehose of individuals’ private health details, photographs that captured their facial measurements and their home addresses.

Bonus Straight Line, Because Gene Got This Stuck in My Head

Bonus Straight Line, because Gene got this stuck in my head…

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Facts Aboot Canada

I’m bored, and I thought it would be fun to have a Top Ten list of facts about Canada. It seems like a cool country, with Scotty T and fewer of the problems that plague the U.S.

I remember with fondness how FrnakJ and Harvey would create “Babylon Bee”-style lists of things that made me laugh, before the Babylon Bee even existed.

So have at it.

  1. Alberta is a province, not a VO-5. Biden has decided not to visit.
  2. The plural of moose is not meese.
  3. The plural of Mounties is “Shut your freaking mouth.”
  4. In Ottawa, you can get arrested for repeating the word “Ottawa” over and over.
  5. In British Columbia, you can get arrested for forgetting which Columbia you are in.
  6. Huskies do not cuddle.
  7. William Shatner = Canada.
  8. If you ever meet anyone being polite in America, they are probably from Canada.
  9. Canada did not join the American colonies in rebelling against England, but they still might.
  10. It’s freaking yuge! Consult a map if you don’t believe me.