” . . . And So, If You Write You Are White, and You Are All Inherently Evil, You Will Be Awarded With an ‘A’ in This Course.”

Researchers Discover How Much White Democrats Actually Care About “Black Lives Matter”

Prospective Intern Totally Blows 6:00 AM Interview

Imagine Willie Nelson

(Inspired by a random quote on an article about loose windmill blades)

Mommas, don’t let your babies go play among windmills

Don’t let them go EV, or ban all old trucks,

Don’t let ’em be soyboys, fact-checkers, and such

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up without gin mills

They’re always at home

Not repaying loans

Even from someone they love

Straight Line of the Day: The Reason So Many College-Age Men Are Being Neutered Is…

Straight Line of the Day: The reason so many college-age men are being neutered is…

Newly-Funded IRS Sends “Welcome” Drones To Taxpayers

Cartoons and Memes

“Good morning Mr. Walrus good to see you again.”

“Back from your short sojourn?

“Tan, rested and ready to get back into the game.”

“I know I would like to get back in.”

“What?”

“Never mind. So Which of Slapout’s entries tickled the commentator’s fancy?

“This one sir.”

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Which one is funniest?
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