In Requiem

We here at IMAO, and me personally, are sadden to announce the passing of our greatest intern.

Raquel Welch, a longtime actress, international sex symbol and Golden Globe winner, has died, PEOPLE confirms. She was 82.

Welch “passed away peacefully early this morning after a brief illness,” her manager Steve Sauer confirmed to PEOPLE on Wednesday.

Sauer added, “Her career spanned over 50 years starring in over 30 films and 50 television series and appearances. The Golden Globe winner, in more recent years, was involved in a very successful line of wigs. Raquel leaves behind her two children, son Damon Welch and her daughter Tahnee Welch.”

TMZ was first to report the news.

Welch made her film debut in the mid 1960s, with breakout roles in 1966’s Fantastic Voyage and One Million Years B.C. that same year.

She would go on to star in dozens of films, including 1973’s The Three Musketeers, which earned her a Golden Globe for best actress in a motion picture comedy or musical.

No Cartoons and Memes today out of respect.

We will miss you Miss Welch.

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IMAO Jones Digs Up Notrious Snake Den in Australia, Asks “Snakes! Why’s It Always Have To Be Snakes?”

Research Professor Discovers New Way To Spell “Inca”

Unique Discovery Offers Glimpse of Provincial Culture in Inka Empire

Phys.org | Feb 14, 2023

Best read in Stephen Fry-like British accent:

A new study co-authored by a George Washington University research professor examines the Inka Empire’s (also known as the Incan Empire and the Inca Empire)

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instruments of culture and control through a well-preserved article of clothing discovered in a centuries-old Chilean cemetery.

So? Mini-skirts were instruments of culture and control …

“It represents a study of a rare example of an excavated Inka unku tunic.”

. . . said an associate professor, who declined to try to say that three times fast.

Mike Drop: NASA (From Mars) to China: “Oh, You Done Launched a Balloon All Up in the Air, Bai Itch?”

One Elephant to Another: “We Could So Totally Climb That!”

“You in, Hannah’s bull?”

Straight Line of the Day: What Was the Robot Going To Do With Its Freedom?

Supermarket Robot Escapes
Liberty Daily | 2/12/23 | JD Rucker

“Marty,” a cleaning robot that has been a fixture at Giant Food in Hellertown, Pennsylvania, since 2019, experienced freedom briefly last week when it was able to leave the store. It made it all the way out to the parking lot before being recaptured and redirected.

Straight Line of the Day: What was the robot going to do with its freedom?

Welcome to IMAO! As a Loyal Visitor, You Will Receive (From Your Personal Assistant) the Keys

To the Office, Your Company Car, the Liquor Cabinet, and What Can Only Be Called The Rest of the Kingdom

Babe? Or the gun.

Miss Lawless, always a pleasant surprise but where is Miss Ireland?”

“She is out scouting more cars for the Classic Car Competition. Hopefully back next week. She did leave me last week’s winner.”

“Excellent, do you have something for me as well?”

“Yes I do. I’ve dusted off an oldie, The Babe or the Gun poll.”

“That’s… it?”

“Yes. Were you expecting something more?”

“Kind of.

“I feel your disappointment.”

“Well I could suggest other things but… roll out the winner and the new poll.”

Winner

Austin-Healey 3000

Poll: Babe, or the gun?

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Who do you prefer?
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