Just wanted to let everyone know that I am keeping track of Harvey Award Winners. Here are the winners for 2023 so far.
1.Burt
January 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM (Edit)
The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…
a write in campaign for FramkJ Flemming.
Straight Line of the Day: The Best Way To End the Speaker Stalemate in the House of Representatives Is…2.Gumbeaux
January 6, 2023 at 1:01 PM (Edit)
. . . he believes his wife is a doctor, his son is a genius and an artist, his brother is honest, his VP is a nun, the peasants derive rights from a thing, he was actually elected, his Cabinet is qualified for the jobs they hold, ditto his idiot Supreme Court justice, KJP could pass a lie detector test without the machine exploding, Bernie Sanders is a piker when it comes to Socialism, and the omnibus just passed includes Johnson’s baby shampoo for all the migrant kids he will visit in El Paso.
Straight Line of the Day: The United States Actually Has a President Who Cannot Differentiate Between Fiction and Reality. Therefore, …3.rodneydill
January 12, 2023 at 12:14 PM (Edit)
Pelosi’s botoxed forehead.
Strait Line of the Day: Gibraltar Is Nowhere Near as Rock-Solid as…4.Burt
January 18, 2023 at 4:46 PM (Edit)
It occurred to me that if our governing body is really worried about overthrow attempts, they should stop being a government that needs to be overthrown.
FBI Hip-Hop Thread5.DamnCatJanuary 30, 2023 at 12:12 PM (Edit)
Limited government.
Straight Line of the Day: “Boys Will Be Boys” Necessarily Retired as a Saying. Also To Be Retired: …
If you get to a Harvey level please let me know so I can add you to the list. I’m pretty good at surveying all the posts but I would hate to have anything slip through. I also hope to get more active in awarding Obscuries and who knows, maybe we can come up with another award or two to keep you all amused.
Wow. Those are some legendary names right there and it’s time I admitted something. I’m not going for Bacon. I’m going for Obscurity and since I have one under my belt already life seems a little bit less exciting now but I will press on..not as hard as when Napolean invaded Russia, but I will forge ahead with vigor and enthusiasm.
Chasing obscurity to get attention has its challenges.
I sought obscurity and obscurity always wins.
Oppo, I see you track Harvey’s about as well as the government tracks Chinese spy balloons as they froat above the nation (2/3), and here’s another clue – maybe you got hammered last night (1/30)… how soon they forget…
Wait… is that walruskkkch? Never mind … I don’t want any Emu trouble…
If only the Yak had learned that lesson before, well, we don’t really talk about that, do we?
I’ve spoken with The Emu and he will refrain, for the moment, from a proper chastisement but you need to give me a better link to any Harveys post 1/1/2023..
If you insist: Straight Line 2/3 at 12:20 PM
Straight Line 1/30 at 12:19 PM
You have been added to the list. Let us hope Garland doesn’t subpoena it for some investigation.
No problem, Garland only investigates right wing malcontents. Oops…never mind.
Obscury, Jhoon Rhee’s less famous brother.
I’ve never heard of him.
Here’s one you missed, probably because I didn’t get around to reading that post and giving it its tenth strip of bacon until Feb. 4:
rodneydillFebruary 2, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Straight Line of the Day: Scotty T Has Clinically Diagnosed “Beautiful Woman Dyslexia”: They Say “I’m really angry with you.” , We Hear “Drape a towel on my shoulders and say, ‘Now you’re SuperAngry’.”
She may laugh… You may die.
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Thanks for the alert. Rectified!
I’ll add it shortly.
Reviewing everything…I guess a guy can dream of someday making it…must press on…
I figure I’ll post a monthly listing for the Harveys.