Woman Arrested for Driving With Husband Clinging to Car’s Bonnet
Japan Today ^ | 1/30/2023Police in Fukuroi, Shizuoka Prefecture, have arrested a 23-year-old woman on suspicion of attempted murder after she drove her car with her 23-year-old husband clinging to the bonnet.
The incident occurred at around 12 a.m. Monday, local media reported. Police said the woman drove off while her husband clung to the bonnet for about two kilometers before he fell off.
The husband called a friend who notified police. The man did not suffer any serious injuries.
Mr. Bidenaki assured his wife that he was only saying goodnight to the babysitter; and Mrs. Bidenaki assured him that she was not trying to literally throw him under a bus.
On your speeding bonnet, I won’t let go, doggone it,
You’ll be arrested, lady, when they catch you today.
I’ll fall off in clover and then they’ll look me over,
I’ll be the luckiest fellow who survived you, I’ll say.
At the station house, with you in cuffs, the photographers will snap you,
And you’ll find that you’re in tank overnight.
Oh, I will hang upon it, careening on your bonnet,
You’ll be the girl they’re taking to the big house, oy vey!
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Bob B is a literal juke box!
(Remember those?)
It helps to picture Fred Astaire singing this to Judy Garland.
He got the role when Gene Kelly broke an arm. It would have been one in a series of movies with the two together.
Thankfully the husband starred in a 1980s cop show and was fine.
Female Japanese drivers so oblivious, Ammirite?
Green Acres — Gritty Reboot
The JetDatsuns:
“Jane, stop this crazy thing!”
HiSpeed Pilates…new craze..
This type of driving should not be done with all the cars lights on brightly..always dim sum…