Thousands of Californians fleeing to Nevada Are Upending the Fabric of Its Cities – Causing Congestion
MAILONLINE | Feb 11th, 2023Thousands of Californians leaving the Golden State looking to escape the rampant homelessness and high cost of living are landing in neighboring Nevada, overrunning the state’s few major cities.
Since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, the Reno area has seen 25,000 new residents according to reports and is expected to be one of the fastest growing cities in the coming years.
An article published by the Los Angeles Times on Thursday found that the droves of residents are moving to northern Nevada and causing issues with pre-settled residents who are seeing rising prices and traffic troubles.
The former-Californians are searching for the ‘perfect elixir — a California bender without the hangover.’
Straight Line of the Day: What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?
Send them to Bally’s Casino, they have the loosest slots in town.
Are they asking for recipes?
I think I’m losing my appetite for California Burritos
Just take a page from The Grapes of Wrath and just push ’em on down the road….
Like Californians did to the original okies
What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?
It is gonna leave a Marky Mark.
I’ve heard that fences might work, but there are no actual examples …
What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?
Bet ’em double or leave.
Offer them free balloon rides to the state of their choice …
Cali-Cannon
What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?
Sell them building lots on some of that prime real estate freed up by the shrinking Lake Mead.
What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?
There’s plenty of empty desert, just perfect for digging holes.
What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?
Housing projects on Yucca Mountain.
Maybe they wouldn’t be so troubled if they used proper building materials for their cities – fabric just won’t cut it!!!
What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?
Try to be understanding. Would you stay in a neighborhood that Dianne Feinstein is rumored to be moving to?
Free gym memberships to the Harry Reid Bathroom Fitness Club.
Elect Mel Gibson as governor.
Harsh penalties for violating the Toshiro Mifune rule.
Substitute a blackjack for blackjack.
Remind them that they now have mob ties and one day will be asked to return the favor.
What is Nevada supposed to do with all those Californians?
Reno and Las Vegas city councils to vote on sending them to NYC, Chicago, Canada etc.
Whoa whoa whoa..you just keep Canada out of it…we already have our own problem on the issue…we would take anyone from any country..even any state..just not California..
Don’t tread on Canada, eh?
Put them to work in the fields as migrant workers.
Move them onto a Califorindian reservation.
…put ’em to work, large wooden badgers don’t just build themselves.
Use them as grout on the fault lines.
Keep them there, stop the spread!
Or refill Lake Mead… with their blood… J/K, heh heh
Find someone from California that has died of natural causes and has agreed to donate their body to science….chop off the head, put it on a spiked pole at the main highway entering from California with sufficient evidence that the head is from a Californian. Start a study on the head’s effect on migration..SCIENCE!
That’s John Wayne man!
Now listen here Pilgrim, don’t anchor your ship here..