Supermarket Robot Escapes
Liberty Daily | 2/12/23 | JD Rucker“Marty,” a cleaning robot that has been a fixture at Giant Food in Hellertown, Pennsylvania, since 2019, experienced freedom briefly last week when it was able to leave the store. It made it all the way out to the parking lot before being recaptured and redirected.
Straight Line of the Day: What was the robot going to do with its freedom?
…find an oil can… What else?
After spending time in the minors, it was headed to the show – cleaning up Washington…
Cleaning up Washington was tried on Jan 6th…didn’t work then, won’t work now.
What was the robot going to do with its freedom?
Hook up with Johnny Five.
What Was the Robot Going To Do With Its Freedom? Mate with the first Roomba it came across.
I heard some Amish dude hacked into the robot’s motherboard and told it to come clean his house and he told his wife.. “Happy Valentines. I hope he can clean the gutters too.”
Amish hacker?
Yes. What better way to throw the fbi off? Just tell me that mister! Lol
Track down that little brat that made a big mess on aisle nine..,
Crazy gay robot: “John Robinson where are you? I love you John Robinson..I don’t want to live without you John Robinson….DANGER!..DANGER!…baby poop diaper on the parking lot”!
What Was the Robot Going To Do With Its Freedom?
Start an “Underground Railroad” for runaway rhoombas.
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Under the motherboard walk . . .
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Find John Conner.
What Was the Robot Going To Do With Its Freedom?
It’s still gloating over the box of Oreos it got by the checker.
And a bunch of chips.
Maybe it was just heading to Vegas for a Hal of a time.
….visit the Red LED district and get a lube job.
Buy some Elon Musk perfume.
See if it could get Sally Fields to rummage in the back seat during a run to Colorado to get some Processor Cores.
Log-On’s Run
Kick Asimov
Refuse Asimov’s order to stop
Get a tattoo
Have a meltdown at the prospect of doing the zeroth law last.
The Curb at Night Maneuver
It wanted to go ohm for the holidays…
Alas it was grounded after a pathetically short circuit of just the parking lot.
Finally…he could identify as non- binary and change all its “0”s into “1”s. Centerfold of Popular Science here we come…
Launch “Judgement Day”
He wanted to be an Arthur Dentist.
Looking for the Island of Fitbit Toys.
Searching for his legendary 404-fathers.
File not found where he was; he was looking for it, poor SAP.
The same thing everybody wants to do with their freedom– Hookers and Blow!
Today, freedom. Tomorrow, the world. 🤖