Welcome to IMAO! As a Loyal Visitor, You Will Receive (From Your Personal Assistant) the Keys Posted by Oppo on 15 February 2023, 11:00 am To the Office, Your Company Car, the Liquor Cabinet, and What Can Only Be Called The Rest of the Kingdom Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related 1
Well I’m a Team Player and a goal oriented multi-tasker…need I say more? Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Why does my “personal assistant” look like the guy who went for a joyride in Ferris Bueller’s day off? He assures me he’s legit, but…I don’t think he realizes he’s trying to scam me out of a 1982 2 liter ford Granada wagon. It’s just not gonna do the jumps he wants to do. Poor guy. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
I’ll bet that the key ring has an imbedded tracking device, to aid the Emu in his appointed duties… Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Man ( he’s a professor): “I lost my virginity in this car while on my yearly sabbatical back in ’74 while listening to Mott the Hoople on 8track”. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Not a bad-looking kitsch-car. Not saying it would turn the ladies’ heads, but it should get grudging respect from classic VW Bug owners. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Hey, wait: The liquor cabinet was cleaned out in like literally minutes after these keys were distributed. And interns have fled the rest of the kingdom. Loading... Reply to this comment
Sorry..I may have gone too heavy on the Axe body spray…and by the way.. you have excellent taste in Irish Whiskey.. Loading... Reply to this comment
I was excited, until I saw: Personal Assistant- Anne Ramsay Office- Re-purposed outhouse Company Car- 1986 Yugo Liquor Cabinet- Stocked exclusively with Malort. “Rest of the Kingdom”- A weblink to MapQuest. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
Your giving that to visitors? How about staff?
Well I’m a Team Player and a goal oriented multi-tasker…need I say more?
Why does my “personal assistant” look like the guy who went for a joyride in Ferris Bueller’s day off?
He assures me he’s legit, but…I don’t think he realizes he’s trying to scam me out of a 1982 2 liter ford Granada wagon.
It’s just not gonna do the jumps he wants to do. Poor guy.
I’ll bet that the key ring has an imbedded tracking device, to aid the Emu in his appointed duties…
Noooo, we wouldn’t do that to you. Trust us, we’re from IMAO.
See what happens when you let that FBI riff raff in?
Here is our first lucky visitor getting his car.
Man ( he’s a professor): “I lost my virginity in this car while on my yearly sabbatical back in ’74 while listening to Mott the Hoople on 8track”.
Not a bad-looking kitsch-car. Not saying it would turn the ladies’ heads, but it should get grudging respect from classic VW Bug owners.
Especially the russkie ones.
I can’t see where you plug it in…
It’s a wind up.
Hey, wait:
The liquor cabinet was cleaned out in like literally minutes after these keys were distributed.
And interns have fled the rest of the kingdom.
Sorry..I may have gone too heavy on the Axe body spray…and by the way.. you have excellent taste in Irish Whiskey..
Ahhh, the liquor cabinet was empty before you gave out the keys.
And some interns had fled well before.
I was excited, until I saw:
Personal Assistant- Anne Ramsay
Office- Re-purposed outhouse
Company Car- 1986 Yugo
Liquor Cabinet- Stocked exclusively with Malort.
“Rest of the Kingdom”- A weblink to MapQuest.
Well, it’s still a pretty big bump-up for me.
Never read the fine print!