Welcome to IMAO! As a Loyal Visitor, You Will Receive (From Your Personal Assistant) the Keys

To the Office, Your Company Car, the Liquor Cabinet, and What Can Only Be Called The Rest of the Kingdom

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  1. Why does my “personal assistant” look like the guy who went for a joyride in Ferris Bueller’s day off?

    He assures me he’s legit, but…I don’t think he realizes he’s trying to scam me out of a 1982 2 liter ford Granada wagon.

    It’s just not gonna do the jumps he wants to do. Poor guy.

  2. I was excited, until I saw:
    Personal Assistant- Anne Ramsay
    Office- Re-purposed outhouse
    Company Car- 1986 Yugo
    Liquor Cabinet- Stocked exclusively with Malort.
    “Rest of the Kingdom”- A weblink to MapQuest.

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