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Babe or the gun?

“Miss Ireland, you’re back! But where are the cars?”

“Still gathering. But I wanted to pitch you something.”

“Sure, go right ahead.”

“Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Madness.”

“Intriguing, but will the moon nukers go for it?”

“Well, let us see what they say.”

“They better speak up or forever hold their piece.

“Peace.”

Whatever. Do you have last week’s results?”

“Indeed I do sir. It was the Babe 93-6”

“A blowout indeed.”

“Miss Lawless gave me this week’s contest, here it is.”

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