Promoted Comment: ‘Tis the Season

Per Gene, regarding the Ides of March:

Wait, too much going on. I thought it’s also Bank Failure Season… I still have my train derailment decorations up.

Straight Line of the Day: What Memorable Lines Can We Expect From Brandon’s Upcoming Eulogy of Jimmy Carter?

Courtesy of Gumbeaux:

Straight Line of the Day: What memorable lines can we expect from Brandon’s upcoming eulogy of Jimmy Carter?

“Miss Lawless, always a pleasure.”

“Always?”

“Well, sometimes more of a pleasure than others.”

“Today?”

“I would say more.”

“Lucky you. Anyway more Babe or the Gun voting this week. The babe won 78-14 last week.”

“What’s up for this week?

“This choice.”

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