Memo From HR

Here are the photos of the latest applicants. Please be cautious not to discriminate against any of them!

[To simplify everyone’s response, I’m going to pretend there are numbers for rows top-to-bottom (1 through 8) and letters for the columns (A through K).]

2-c: Yeah, I’ve seen that guy in the bathroom stalls lately.

2-i: I think he spends too much time in the company bar.

3-e: Too late. Walrus has already got her.

7-c: A Canadian!?!

7-i: My arch enemy!

7-j: FrankJ, don’t be silly: you don’t have to re-apply.

. . . Oh; you’re not here to re-apply?

Isn’t Vulcan Still Part of the Federation?

Where’s Kirk when you need him?

US Construction Firm Says Mexican Forces Seized Its Property…Vulcan Chairman and CEO J. Thomas Hill Said the Seizure Was “Illegal.”
Just The News | March 20. 2023 | Madeleine Hubbard

Vulcan Materials, a U.S.-based construction firm, says that armed Mexican forces took over its marine terminal in southeast Mexico.

Former Trump intelligence official Cliff Sims tweeted a video Saturday of the alleged illegal seizure earlier this month.

“This is insane,” he wrote in the post, which shows Mexican military officials, police officers and others entering the facility.

He said the Mexican company CEMEX joined with government forces to enter Vulcan’s private property, which they “continue to illegally occupy.”

Former Trump National Intelligence Director John Ratcliffe also condemned the apparent seizure.

Getting pretty used to the Biden administration letting China and Russia kick sand in our faces (Covid and fentanyl deaths, spy balloons, taking down U.S. MQ-9 Reaper)—but now Mexico, too?,” he tweeted Saturday. “The Biden administration needs to engage immediately to defend a U.S. company and to protect U.S. interests. This is the only deep water port on the Yucatán Peninsula. Significant geopolitical and economic implications.”

U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttegieg, only down in Mexico at the time for Pon Farr, declined to comment.

In Tearful MultiBillion-Dollar Hollywood Remake, Wicked Witch of the West Hillary Clinton Is Portrayed as (Just Barely) Sympathetic Character

On second thought . . . Nah.

If I Only Had a Dime for Every Time I’ve Heard That!

“Hey, that’s pretty cool — if it was on purpose.”

Straight Line of the Day: Barack Obama Has Finally Admitted…

Straight Line of the Day: Barack Obama has finally admitted…

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