No wooden badgers involved

Just had to share these.

And number… two.

Yay Diversity!

Scott Adams was not available for comment.

Robin DiAngelo Advises People of Color to ‘Get Away from White People’
National Review via Yahoo | March 21, 2023 | Ari Blaff

Robin DiAngelo, the author of the bestselling antiracist book, White Fragility, insisted that racial minorities should separate themselves from white Americans.

“People of color need to get away from White people and have some community with each other,” DiAngelo chuckled during a webinar entitled, “Racial Justice: The Next Frontier,” hosted on March 1.

Later on in the panel discussion, DiAngelo went on to suggest that people who do not concede to antiracist teachings do not belong in modern workforces.

“In 2023, we have to see the ability to engage in these conversations with some nuance and some skill as a basic qualification and if you can’t do that, you’re just simply not qualified in today’s workplace,” DiAngelo said as the panel of diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) consultants nodded in agreement.

“What I want to do is create a culture that actually spits out those who are resistant,” DiAngelo added.

Adolph Hitler, being dead and out of fashion, offered no comment.

The once-obscure American academic rocketed to fame in recent years after coining the term “White Fragility” in 2011 to describe, in DiAngelo’s own words, “a state in which even a minimum amount of racial stress becomes intolerable, triggering a range of defensive moves.”

Oxford Dictionary shortlisted the word in 2017.

The following year DiAngelo wrote a book of the same name, which spent nearly three years on the New York Times bestseller list and became popular following the murder of George Floyd in May 2020. During this time she began charging as much as $15,000 for speaking engagements.

California Offers $5 Million Reparations to Descendants of Those Killed in Soviet Union

Hell, why not?

Biden Challenged By a Fight of Stairs: Hilarity Ensues

No video. I’ll leave it to your imagination.

While We’re On the Subject — Here’s a Male in Our School of Fish While Miss Buxom Erases the Blackboard and Drops the Eraser

They really shouldn’t even attempt to keep pubescent boys’ attention focused.

Man Wins Almost All Arguments Online Through Use of All Capitals and Exclamation Points

I Think We’ve All Experienced This Sensation . . . Am I Right, Guys?

Well … You Know … Whatever Works

‘I Should Be Dead’: Minnesota J6 Defendant Responds to New Bodycam Video
Alpha News | 3/21/23 | LIz Collins

A Minnesota woman is awaiting trial in May for multiple federal charges stemming from Jan. 6, 2021.

Victoria White, 41, of Rochester, is speaking out after new body camera video from that day was obtained by The Epoch Times. She joined Liz Collin Reports this week.

The video from inside the lower west terrace tunnel at the U.S. Capitol is difficult to watch. It shows White being struck dozens of times by police with a collapsible metal baton over the course of four minutes. She was also punched in the head and sprayed with mace.

“This video was not turned over to myself and my attorney with our discovery so we can prepare for our case, which is actually illegal,” White said.

Hitlerity ensues?

Studies Show That 99% of Comments on IMAO Go Over Birds’ Heads

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In related news, most birds have never seen Blazing Saddles.

Straight Line of the Day: Keep It Clean — I’m Cautioning You

Please complete this Limerick:

“Mrs. Winifred Mason Huck . . . “

Welcome to IMAO! Walk This Way

Babe or the Gun? Or maybe not.

Jumping in here for a little interruption. No poll this week because I wanted to solicit some opinions on a new contest I have been working on before I jump in to starting it. I know I mentioned a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit contest and that is what I want to do. Basically it will be a double elimination tournament styled offering spread out over quite a few weeks. I’ve got 64 entrants ready to go so let me know in the comments your thoughts.

Keep them clean.

Oh, last week’s contest ended up Babe 55 Gun 39.

Emu (Unlike Kangaroo) Court

And it now is being reported that New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg was HIDING exculpatory evidence from the Grand Jury!

According to FOX News legal mind Gregg Jarrett, Soros-funded DA Alvin Bragg HID nearly 600 pages of exculpatory evidence to the New York Grand Jury investigating President Trump.

Gregg Jarrett: I mentioned it yesterday, I think, when Bob Costello got into that Grand Jury room and told them, “Wait a minute. You don’t have the hundreds of pages I handed over to Alvin Bragg over here? You only have six cherry-picked documents?” You know, hiding from grand juries exculpatory information is reprehensible and unconscionable. And the conduct of Alvin Bragg and his henchman Mark Pomeranz, who specifically says in his book, “We’re targeting zombies because we don’t like his beliefs,” those guys should face disbarment proceedings.

Gateway Pundit | 3/21/2023