Straight Line of the Day: CONTENT WARNING! Some Viewers May Find the Following Mental Images Disturbing:

Straight Line of the Day: CONTENT WARNING! Some viewers may find the following mental images disturbing:

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  1. Some viewers may find the following mental images disturbing:

    What happened to the squire who thought you had to count “five” before throwing the Holy Hand Grenade. (It bore a striking resemblance to minestrone soup.)

  2. CONTENT WARNING! Some Viewers May Find the Following Mental Images Disturbing:

    The recent spate of Aurora Borealis displays are visual warning of the upcoming retaliation for Brandon’s unprovoked attacks on peaceful UFOs.

  3. You bite into an apple and find half of a worm…only to be lectured by Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates that it was the most nutritous one in the basket so they saved it for you…eat up…

  4. Post-show trough frenzy on the View set.

    Oppo gets a TV show, his superpower is ultraviolet vision. He is in a death struggle in Hunter Biden’s motel room with his arch-nemeses, Hillary Clinton’s cankles.

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