Spider Man- bitten by a radioactive spider, now has proportionate strength and abilities of a spider.
Hangover Man- Drank a whole vat of particle accelerator beer. Now has the proportionate headache of an entire New Years Eve party and ability to come up with an alibi that will be accepted by an angry wife.
Brewing up trouble, that’s for sure…
You get a dark ale that tastes like something someone would sit in to remove a tattoo.
Glow-in-the-dark moustache foam.
Drunk really quick
After midnight, those muons start to look like mesons. Boson buddies.
So tempting, we need two pulleys to haul people out of the vat.
IPA(lot)
It’s really hopped up!
Walrus and some guy, who were both assigned to supervise the construction:
An exploration of trans-uranium elements, for commercial and other purposes…
So that Bud Light can feature them on their cans.
Exactly
To boldly go where no beer has gone before.
Spider Man- bitten by a radioactive spider, now has proportionate strength and abilities of a spider.
Hangover Man- Drank a whole vat of particle accelerator beer. Now has the proportionate headache of an entire New Years Eve party and ability to come up with an alibi that will be accepted by an angry wife.
There is no alibi acceptable to an angry wife. None. Nada.
You chug a beer and need a bathroom 30 seconds later…high speed Drano..