“Wow Miss Welch you are looking, out of this world!”

“Special day sir, and we have a special guest presenter.”

“Can’t wait!”

“You might want to sir, trust me. But first, last week’s winner and then our special guest presenter will…present.”

Winner

Queue ominous music.

“On this special occasion I have graced you with my presence. I hope you shall not disappoint me. Now I will present you with your choices. I trust you will choose wisely.”

“If we don’t?”

“I find your lack of faith in voting… disturbing. I believe you understand the consequences so we shall proceed.”