Man Wisely Avoids Purchasing Beer That Identifies Him As Being Attracted to Transsexuals — and Possibly Hermaphrodites Too, Now That I Think of It

Oppo Evades Indictment by Government Disinformation Star Chamber By Not Naming Names

Plus, if you drink this beer, some New York jury may decide you didn’t assault Dylan Mulvaney in Bergdorf Goodman’s many, many, many untold years ago — but you are guilty of denying it. And you could have molested him anyway.

If They Can Do It To Trump, They Can Do It To You

New York Jury Finds Trump Not Guilty of Rape, But Guilty of Defaming His Accuser By Denying It

The Last Refuge | 09 May 2023 | Sundance

The nature of our politically corrupt justice system takes on new clarity today as a jury in New York City decided President Trump did not rape E. Jean Carroll, the crazy moonbat funded by political operatives, but President Trump did defame her in his denial of the accusation. Thus, the jury awards damages to the false accuser, while finding the accused not guilty.

The jury awarded $2million in compensatory damages and $20,000 in punitive damages for the battery allegation. The jury awarded $1 million in compensatory damages for the defamation and $1.7million for the repair of her reputation. They awarded another $280,000 in punitive damages for the defamation.

Keep in mind that New York wrote a new law specifically to provide E Jean Carroll a pathway to file a lawsuit over the allegation that something might have happened sometime in the past, though the accuser could not identify what year President Trump assaulted her. The accuser, a woman of notoriously odd behavior and remarkably unstable mindset, was funded by billionaire LinkedIn founder and very vocal Trump critic, Reid Hoffman.

New York created the new law for Ms. Carroll, Reid Hoffman paid for the legal costs, and Ms. Carroll made her sketchy accusations of something, from sometime, that wasn’t certain to have happened. There were no witnesses to the claimed events, there was no evidence the event took place, there was nothing to indicate Ms. Carroll or Mr. Trump were even in the same place at the same time.

However, the judge in the case permitted the presentation of possibility, then blocked President Trump from speaking about the case, and then instructed the jury to consider that Ms Carroll’s claims may have indeed taken place, at some point – although no evidence exists and no one knows when, not even Ms Carroll.

In any other situation this case would have been thrown out of court for being ridiculous. 

“Imagine being raped, in the middle of the day in a department store dressing room – by a celebrity billionaire – and not being able to remember if it occurred in 1995 or 1996?”

— Anonymous commenter

Available in the “Self-Help” Section

Woman Who Wrote Book On Grieving After Husband’s Death Is Now Charged With His Murder
Daily Caller | May 09, 2023 | Gretchen Clayson

A Utah woman who authored a children’s book about loss after the death of her husband in 2022 has been arrested for his murder, according to multiple reports.

Authorities brought Kouri Richins, 33, into custody Monday after she allegedly poisoned her husband, Eric, with a lethal dose of fentanyl in 2022 while at their home in Kamas near Park City, according to the Associated Press (AP).

Police responded to the Richins’ home March 2, 2022, after Kouri found her husband cold to the touch and not breathing at around 3 a.m., local outlet KPCW reported. Kouri allegedly told authorities at the time she had attempted to perform CPR, but first responders found her claim unlikely as there was blood coming from her husband’s mouth, according to the outlet.

Despite no indication from family and friends that Eric abused drugs, a medical examination of his body found five times the lethal amount of fentanyl in his system, according to AP. Kouri had purchased $1,800 worth of fentanyl pills prior to Eric’s death, KPCW reported, citing court filings.

Family members reportedly told investigators shortly after Eric’s death that he had previously warned them if anything happened to him, Kouri was to blame. One of Eric’s sisters said that a few years prior to his death, Kouri had allegedly handed her husband a drink that made him “violently ill” while vacationing in Greece. His sister claimed Eric believed it was an attempt to kill him, the outlet reported.

Kouri had allegedly been cut out of her husband’s will, something she was not aware of until the day after his death, KPCW reported, citing police warrants. She sued Eric’s sister, allegedly his new beneficiary, on March 28 for control over his estate, pointing to her prenuptial agreement, according to the outlet. Eric had planned to file divorce proceedings against Kouri but never got the opportunity, KPCW reported.

Kouri published a children’s book entitled “Are You With Me?” in March 2023, which she said was inspired by her children’s struggles in coping with their father’s death. Promoting her book on a local news segment, “Good Things Utah,” Kouri said she compiled the questions her children had into the picture book in hopes it might help other kids deal with similar grief. Anchors described her as an “incredible mother.”

Seems like that description is truncated.

Kouri Richins is facing a first-degree felony count of aggravated murder, as well as three second-degree felony counts of possession with intent to distribute a controlled substance, according to KPCW.

Straight Line of the Day: Yay! Dianne Feinstein’s Making a Triumphant Return to the Senate. The First Words Out of Her Mouth: …

Dianne Feinstein Making Return to Senate for First Time in Months
Washington Exaimner | 5/9/23 | Cami Mondeaux

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) is en route back to Washington, D.C., to make a return to the Senate for the first time in months amid calls from several members of her own party to resign, a spokesperson for the senator confirmed to the Washington Examiner.

Feinstein is set to return to the Senate floor to cast a vote on Wednesday, her first recorded vote since Feb. 16, before the five-term senator stepped away due to health problems. The California senator’s office has long teased a return to the upper chamber, with many congressional Democrats growing restless over her absence stalling their agenda.

“Something something something Ruth Bader Ginsburg”

Welcome to IMAO! Putting the Finishing Touches on Our IMAO Submarine

SI Swimsuit Madness

 

Good evening all. We have the results from our winners from the first round here in the second and the remaining matches,  Enjoy.

 

Results

Alana Blanchard 127 Defeats Alex Morgan 62

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Alyssa Miller 133 Defeats Aly Raisman 57

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Anna Kournakova vs Bianca Balti

Anna Kournakova

  • Round 1 Match 5 Defeated Anastasia Ashley 84-82

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Bianca Balti

  • Round 1 Match 6 Defeated Ashley Callingbull 102-44

 

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Bo Krsmanovic vs Brooks Nader

 

Bo Krsmanovic

  • Round 1 Match 7 Defeated Bregje Heinen 243-22

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Brooks Nader

  • Round 1 Match 8 Defeated Bruna Schmitz 191-71

 

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