Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Yoohoo Mr. Walrus, Where are you? I got the winner and the new memes! Oh look, a note.”

“Dear Miss Cardinale. Please proceed with your work. By the time you read this I will be eating a fine meal after a good day of golf. I will see you again shortly. God bless all and Tiny Tim most of all.”

“Well that was weird, but here we go.

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Historically Black Colleges Decry Segregation, Embrace Admittance Restrictions

And Some Still Listen to the News. Chumps!

The Spy Who Lied: Brennan Hobbles Into Closed-Door Interview with Weaponization Committee to Testify on Hunter Laptop Letter
The Gateway Pundit | May 11, 2023 | Cristina Laila

In October of 2020 – just days before the presidential election – 51 former intelligence officials signed and published a letter that baselessly decried the contents of Hunter’s ‘laptop from hell’ had “all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation.”

This was a lie. They all knew it was a lie.

Former CIA Director John Brennan and former DNI James Clapper are now being forced to testify before the House Weaponization subcommittee about the statement they signed in 2020 discrediting the Hunter Biden laptop as Russian propaganda.

Just the News founder John Solomon recently obtained an email showing former CIA Director Mike Morell, the guy who organized the ‘spies who lie’ letter, pleading with Obama’s CIA Director John Brennan to sign his name to the letter.

Mike Morell wanted to give Joe Biden a “talking point to push back on Trump” during the debates.”

John Solomon on Tuesday reported that an active CIA employee was recruiting intel leaders to sign the bogus Hunter Biden laptop letter.

The CIA coordinated with the Biden campaign.

Biden Calls Lid for Next Twelve Months; Wishes Easter Bunny Happy Notrovlma

Stop Reading IMAO!

Stop it.

Now that IMAO has surpassed AOC’s Philosophical Tight T-Shirt Essays and Kamala Harris’s Ecumenical (Gulp) Debates as the most-visited website on the planet, it has garnered unwonted — and unwanted — attention from the authorities. And it will garner more, if our commenters have any say. And they do.

So, stop clicking on it, teenage boys! And teenage girls! Who don’t send photos! Leave it to us meaningful adults, to have meaningful discussions without the tender ministrations of FBI agents or their bots. We already have one.

In a word, as our president would say: “e-i-g-h.”

Man Instinctively Aroused By Pink Hats on Women; Women March in Pink Hats In Protest . . . Oh, Wait . . .

In related news . . .

Bikini Baristas, Rockettes, NFL Cheerleaders, Playboy Bunnies, Hollywood Actresses, Runway Models, and Hooters Waitresses Demand No More Lustful Attitudes Towards Them

Corporate Women Who Lean Over Desks Exempt

Totally Understandable

… why none of you want to take over for Walrus on his one day off per year from IMAO over Memorial Day Weekend.

This is how he protects interns, with his shovel, on any given day:

Straight Line of the Day: Oh, Yeah — That Coronation of King Charles. So How Did That Affect Your Life?

Didn’t we kick one of those to the curb?

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