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Hairy women, Night is day, China balloons on their way
South Pacific — total FUBAR — Joe Dementio
Melissa McCarthy’s now a vixen, sue your baker, Kamalavision
North Korea’s South Korea: no borders, dontchaknow?
Insect burgers, F-bombs, Chigger wheat, Banned middle class
Brandon, “My Kink and I” in a kitchen with no gas
Mandated vaccines, drama scenes with drag queens
Library Liberaces, sanity goodbye!
We didn’t start defiled
But it’s all uncanny
Since the world turned tranny
We didn’t start reviled
It took Bud to Light it
But we tried to fight it
Joseph Biden, mumbling, nasty, stumbling
Black Ops, CornPop, Communist Barak
Hunter ain’t no Einstein, pervier than Weinstein
Epstein suicide “watched around the clock”
Separate rules for elites, Rambos winning women’s meets
Deep pocket Peter Pans, Groomers, Zoomers, Disneyland
Porno, Pedo pests, Tazers, lasers
Clap on the erasers
We didn’t start defiled
It is all uncanny
Since the world turned tranny
We didn’t start the choir
It took Bud to Light it
But we tried to fight it
Little Rock Arkancide, Mickey’s mental, homos’ side,
No one cares that Feds have lied; infamy, infanticide
Air Force stairways fail, propped up on the news tonight
Press corps compromised? Children of the Lid don’t mind.
Dylan perversion, ImBev inversion
Woke enrollment, color wars . . . I can’t take it anymore!
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Brilliant!
Yep..basically sums it up..got nothing to add..
I’ve always liked parody songs. I’ve done a few, like Kim Jong-IL and nukes. “The blast will be so bright, you gotta wear shades.”
and I did 20+ verses documenting Hillary Clintons political career to “Pop Goes the Weasel”
I wish you’d post some here. (Or, if there’s no opportunity, you can email them to Oppo or Walrus, and they can get posted as a stand-alone post.) It’s a gift to be able to see alternate readings in songs or poems. And if you’ve got it, flaunt it . . .
That goes for the rest of you.
Here’s some, I have a few more in scattered places. (Pop Goes the Weasel)
Hillary’s career. I never got around to ordering them chronologically as I wanted to do.
It was fun to do over some time.
Round and round the political stump,
Lib donors heard her pleas, so
Trying to cure her money woes,
POP! Goes the weasel
round and round with push polls slick
Huma toils and labors
Hoping she will be the trick
Pop, goes the weasel
Round and round the campaign trail
Speechmaking for her peoples
They’re hoping to get close to Bill
Pop, goes the weasel
Sec of State in beer goggles,
she’ll never thread a needle,
Ne’er had plan, nor vision anyway,
Pop, goes the Weasel
Favored to win the ’08 race,
A champion of the females,
but Obama was the Chosen One,
Pop, goes the weasel
Lewinski caught her husbands eye
an intern on her knees, “Oh!”
in the humidor again,
Pop, goes the weasel
Scooby van arrives in town
that’s what was called her vehic’l
her campaign was the Myst’ry Machine,
Pop, goes the weasel
The media asks such tough questions,
like “What’s your favorite color”
Hill always answers, “I am Groot”
Pop, goes the weasel
working on a healthcare care plan
more taxes, power, and rules
couldn’t pre-empt Obamacare
Pop goes the weasel.
Benghazi just won’t go away
She couldn’t save her people
just what difference anyway
Pop goes the weasel
Vince Foster used to be her fun
when Bill had his own stable
Then he had to eat a gun
Pop goes the weasel
Iran had some WMD’s
the Senator proclaimed, tho’
She knew she could blame Bush again
Pop Goes the weasel
Ken Starr and then perjury
Old Bill plied and wheedled
Played Good wife, bought a Senate seat
Pop Goes the weasel
Didn’t trust Gov IT guys
set up her own email
said that it was just for fun
Pop goes the weasel
Feds found top Secret documents
That were hidden with her email
She thought it would just go away
Pop goes the weasel
Duck and Dodge, in Bosnia,
There never was a Sniper,
another big lie, (EVERYONE!)
Pop goes the weasel
Chelsea’s glad they brought Huma along
It’s like she has two Mommies,
Add Bill, you have two dips and a Dad,
Pop Goes the weasel
First Lady in the Whitehouse slot
said she was part of the deal,
“With us, its always 2 for 1”
Pop goes the weasel.
America has a choice to make
To vote for pResident Evil
Vote for Hillary once, or more.
Pop! Goes the weasel.
I have to get back to the parody song myself but just haven’t been pushed by Euterpe lately. Although I have had some thought on Walk on the wild side and Biden corruption.