‘It’s Like Twice a Week Now’: Poop Problem Plagues San Francisco Mall Elevators
The Blaze | 5-16-23 | Alex Nitzberg

People have been pooping in elevators at the Westfield San Francisco Centre mall, and the frequency of the problem has reportedly picked up.

“It’s like twice a week now. It used to be once a month,” Abimael Garcia, who manages janitors at the mall, noted, according to the San Francisco Standard. “So lately, it’s increased.”

Garcia believes people poop in the elevators because they are the nearest semi-private areas to Mission Street, where there are often individuals camping, according to the outlet — several workers indicated the only routinely utilized public bathrooms at the mall are located on the second floor.

“It’s a long way to the bathrooms from Mission [Street],” Garcia remarked. “The elevators are closest to the street. It’s so easy.”

I cried because I was ashamed of this country; and then saw a man who had no shame.

Hunter Biden Cried Poverty But Still Flew To His Child-Support Hearing on a Private Jet for at Least $55K
NY Post | 5/20/23 | Jon Levine

Hunter Biden cried poverty at his Arkansas child-support hearing earlier this month — despite flying to and from the courthouse aboard a luxury private jet owned by his close friend Kevin Morris.

The 2001 Dassault Falcon 50 — formerly owned by country singer Brad Paisely — is registered to Plato LLC, for which Morris is the principal, California business records show.

Hunter Debuts 3 Pricey Paintings to Mixed Reviews: ‘High-Priced,’ ‘Terrible’
Breitbart | April 7, 2023 | WENDELL HUSEBØ

About 50 people attended Hunter’s “Bridging the Abstract” exhibit at his art dealer’s Soho gallery, including art appreciators and critics. Those in attendance viewed the pricey paintings on sale for $85,000 each. The price of Hunter’s artwork has ranged between $75,000 to $500,000 throughout his short career.

Cool name on that last reporter.

“I’ve told you before, Lady Libertine: Lose the overcoat!”