In honor of Gay Period Month. [Editor’s note: Coors — owner of Miller Light and Molson’s — has also gone full woke.]

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I, love Mulvaney clothes he wears
And the way that Biden plays upon his hair
I hear the sound of a mental ward
On the whim that lifts his performance art through the air

I’m pickin’ up Bud vibrations
He’s giving me sex mutations
I’m pickin’ up Bud vibrations (oom bop, bop, Bud vibrations)
He’s giving me disputations (oom bop, bop, incantations)
Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud vibrations (oom bop, bop)
He’s giving me deviations (oom bop, bop, deviations)
Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud vibrations (oom bop, bop)
Cry for the next generations (oom bop, bop, next generations)

Dundee vibes
They’re somehow closer now
Softly smile, we know he’s out of his mind
When I buy Molson Ice
He goes with me to the bathroom urinal

I’m pickin’ up Bud vibrations
He’s giving me sex mutations
I’m pickin’ up Bud vibrations (oom bop, bop, Bud vibrations)
He’s giving me disputations (oom bop, bop, incantations)
Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud vibrations (oom bop, bop)
He’s giving me deviations (oom bop, bop, deviations)
Bud, Bud, Bud, Bud vibrations (oom bop, bop)
Cry for the next generations (oom bop, bop, next generations)

(Ahhh — by the by, what election?)
I don’t go there but he’s covered in hair
(Ah, my, my, no penetration)
(Ah, my, my, what deflation)
(Ah, my, my, no castration?)

Gotta keep those Evinrude conversations a-happenin’ with guys
Gotta keep End-Zone celebrations a-happenin’ with guys
Gotta keep Epistles to Galatians a-happenin’ with guys . . .

Ah!

Good, good, good, good libations (foam, hop, hop)
He’s giving me “Ex” vibrations (oom bop, bop, expectorations)
Good, good, good, good libations (foam, hop, hop)
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah (D’oh! D’oh!) — Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah (D’oh! D’oh!)

[Does Three Stooges nutso move]

“Whooo- wooo hoo!. . . .”

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