“If your eyes are constantly tired, if they are blurry, go see your eye doctor. Then come see us at Sunny Shores. We can give your eyes a rest. We have ocean front and river front lots available with and without private piers. Some lots already have boat ramps. You can put your bass boat, your ski boat right in and out of the water on your own property and not have to go down the river.”
And so Joe nodded off to this commercial, his cup of coffee only half drunk, its caffeine no match for long night he had spent the night before in the most trivial of trivia pursuits in the most rabbit hole-y of internet rabbit holes.
And so the essays on his desk went ungraded, and in accordance with his promise, he returned them the next day with a grade of 100 percent, and everyone passed Joe’s class in medieval history.
So Chekhov’s gun went unfired and the joke bricked.
A lone investigator tracking down the Checkers scandal…
Also Starring Moiré Amsterdam
The bank president liked watching checks bounce.
The patterns confuse Nazi subs.
Those guys have been out for long tours. I think they can home in on the target.
“Go ahead and make doe eyes. The buck stops here.”
In Biden’s America, six applicants for job as lingerie runway model.
Hey! This group’s DEI score just went up a notch.
Last picture taken of Harry S Truman acting like he’s not looking at some butt.
The Man From Undie Pendants
🎵 One of these things is not like the others… 🎶
Why do I get the feeling I’m about to hear “Yakety Sax”?
“If your eyes are constantly tired, if they are blurry, go see your eye doctor. Then come see us at Sunny Shores. We can give your eyes a rest. We have ocean front and river front lots available with and without private piers. Some lots already have boat ramps. You can put your bass boat, your ski boat right in and out of the water on your own property and not have to go down the river.”
And so Joe nodded off to this commercial, his cup of coffee only half drunk, its caffeine no match for long night he had spent the night before in the most trivial of trivia pursuits in the most rabbit hole-y of internet rabbit holes.
And so the essays on his desk went ungraded, and in accordance with his promise, he returned them the next day with a grade of 100 percent, and everyone passed Joe’s class in medieval history.
So Chekhov’s gun went unfired and the joke bricked.
I’ll bite — give me a clue.
Walrus is the primary Obscury guy, but I gots to know.
Audrey Number Two put her pointy cane RIGHT THROUGH THE HEEL of Audrey Number One.
{Man, reading ad in Variety:}
“WANTED: Heaving bosom for horror movie. May become steady employment. Yeah, I can pull that off.”
I call the one in the checkered dress.
It’s post time, all I want to do is put 5 bucks on the 6 horse…and all these ladies want to do is complain about the colour of the tickets…