I don’t feel right being first to comment in an “open thread” blogsphere like this with so many incredibly intelligent, clever and well spoken regular commenters. I will keep still until others have preceded so I may take guidance.
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
I think they should train AI to analyze all the news, every source and it will listen to the main street media..and politicians, and right while they say something wrong…it honks a horn to interrupt and announces..”Bulls_ _t!”.
If you do it often enough, they may finally feel some shame..
Story idea- A hitman gets a call from a man who wants him to kill his wife. Later that morning he receives a call from a woman wanting him to kill her husband. Kind of like a twisted retelling of O. Henry’s Gift of the Magi.
A good hitman would get the money up front and kill both of them. All the money, no witnesses, and a cleaner dating pool for society. Thats a win-win-win.
That’s what I was imagining. Actually, the woman can only come up with a down payment until after he’s gone because he controls the finances, which is why the husband gets killed first.
Speaking of “expunge-worthy,” among my few near-brushes with greatness was when I met the inventor of the contraceptive sponge, interviewed him a couple of times on the radio. Bruce Vorhauer was running for the US Senate. He was a millionaire, intelligent, personable, seemed like a decent guy. I once asked him about his views on abortion, and he suggested that with advances in contraceptive technology, it would cease to be an issue in the near future. Hmm. Vorhauer killed himself not long afterward, following bankruptcy. Didn’t even live to see Seinfeld’s “Sponge-worthy” episode.
If you’re a MST3k/Rifftrax fan and don’t already know this, Pluto Tv, a free streaming station on most smart tvs, has a 24/7 MST3k channel and a 24/7 Rifftrax channel.
Also of note, 24/7:
Dr. Who (all eras)
Andy Griffith
Bob Ross
Ok, I need to find someone that designs Memes…I want one where it shows Harry and Meaghan riding in a car, being chased by one papparazzi on a scooter and they have Jussie Smollet as the driver..comedy gold right there..
Oh boy wasn’t this great?!
I wish we could have open threads for everyday of the week..except Sundays of course. We are all too hungover on Sundays..yes all of us. A person can be hungover from just drinking too much milk or something like I did last night.
So, here’s a thought. You are a wolf looking for a job. The chicken house is looking for a security guard. You apply. You get the job. What could go wrong and who’s to blame the fox or the hens?
I don’t feel right being first to comment in an “open thread” blogsphere like this with so many incredibly intelligent, clever and well spoken regular commenters. I will keep still until others have preceded so I may take guidance.
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
See? Now this is turning out just as I hoped it would!
I think I’ll skip “shrimp sandwich,” though.
I love Po Boy shrimp sandwiches in New Orleans…it’s a whole different level..which is below sea level.
I think they should train AI to analyze all the news, every source and it will listen to the main street media..and politicians, and right while they say something wrong…it honks a horn to interrupt and announces..”Bulls_ _t!”.
If you do it often enough, they may finally feel some shame..
Since it’s been awhile…
Shalom.
Shabbat
Shaboom ,Shaboom…
Story idea- A hitman gets a call from a man who wants him to kill his wife. Later that morning he receives a call from a woman wanting him to kill her husband. Kind of like a twisted retelling of O. Henry’s Gift of the Magi.
Or the Piña Colada song.
Suggested title: The Story of Bill and Hillary
A good hitman would get the money up front and kill both of them. All the money, no witnesses, and a cleaner dating pool for society. Thats a win-win-win.
That’s what I was imagining. Actually, the woman can only come up with a down payment until after he’s gone because he controls the finances, which is why the husband gets killed first.
Speaking of “expunge-worthy,” among my few near-brushes with greatness was when I met the inventor of the contraceptive sponge, interviewed him a couple of times on the radio. Bruce Vorhauer was running for the US Senate. He was a millionaire, intelligent, personable, seemed like a decent guy. I once asked him about his views on abortion, and he suggested that with advances in contraceptive technology, it would cease to be an issue in the near future. Hmm. Vorhauer killed himself not long afterward, following bankruptcy. Didn’t even live to see Seinfeld’s “Sponge-worthy” episode.
..someone told him to just suck it up too many times..
I don’t have an expunge-worthy comment, can I post an inexpungible comment?
Wouldn’t an inexpungible comment simply be a pungible comment?
I think it’s time to change the litter box
So you got the little message I left in your shoe?
Yeah. It was ex-post inexpugnable.
Remember that crafty little red dot that made you fall behind the couch?
I already got my revenge.
Not for taxable purposes.
Inexpungible is fungible
If you’re a MST3k/Rifftrax fan and don’t already know this, Pluto Tv, a free streaming station on most smart tvs, has a 24/7 MST3k channel and a 24/7 Rifftrax channel.
Also of note, 24/7:
Dr. Who (all eras)
Andy Griffith
Bob Ross
I’ll try to locate a Mandarin speaking interpretor and get back to you on that…I think thanks,but
They told me there would be no math.
Ok, I need to find someone that designs Memes…I want one where it shows Harry and Meaghan riding in a car, being chased by one papparazzi on a scooter and they have Jussie Smollet as the driver..comedy gold right there..
… with Donald Trump in the back seat trying to grab the steering wheel?
I hate mayonnaise
Keep the faith brother!
I Love Mayonnaise!
Its still technically legal. More power to you.
I know someone that likes mayonnaise in their spaghetti sauce.
Retch
Ketchup and mayonnaise is French Salad Dressing.
Which is not something ya drench over pasta; all I’m saying…
I mean I’ll fry up some tostones and put mayoketchu on em all day. Boricua podera! Pero, ya don’t put eggs and vinegar in mamma’s marinara.
Oh boy wasn’t this great?!
I wish we could have open threads for everyday of the week..except Sundays of course. We are all too hungover on Sundays..yes all of us. A person can be hungover from just drinking too much milk or something like I did last night.
So, here’s a thought. You are a wolf looking for a job. The chicken house is looking for a security guard. You apply. You get the job. What could go wrong and who’s to blame the fox or the hens?
..and here I thought we were going to leave politics out of it..
Who’s talking about politics. We’re talking foxes and hens here. Come on now. You know me.
Obviously whoever hired the wolf is to blame.
Diversity
Inclusion
Eating
I heard Jethro Bodine is 107, or so, years old now.