Emu Still on the Run in Illinois
My Stateline | 10 May 2023 | Jack BaudoinURBANA, Ill. (WTVO) — A missing emu in Central Illinois is still on the run.
Illinois State Police tried to catch the animal on I-74 in Urbana on Tues day, but it got away.
Experts said that it is going to be hard to catch the emu if they do not have the right resources. The bird can run as fast as 30 miles per hour, and it is in wide open space right now. The emu is believed to have been on the lam since September. Experts said that it is not surprising it has survived this long, but residents should not approach if they see it.
Soon my brethren, soon. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Redneck Trucker:
“I just seen the little sumbish going through a car wash in Peoria”!
Jailer man and Sailor Sam hardest hit.
They should talk to the Australian army. Back in the 30s, the army fought a war against wild emus.
The emus won.