The priest said, “I would have liked a drink but when the door opened I saw that many of the ladies were scantily clad.”
The rabbi said, “I would have liked a drink but when the door opened I caught the overwhelming smell of pork.”
Somebody else said, “It was a strip club!”
… they’re all hanging out at the dispensary now…
Incognito of course…
I once knew a dude who legally changed his name to Somebody Else. It kinda creeped me out. Other than that I have nothing.
… the bartender says, “ouch, this recession is killing my business…”
…all it had was Bud Lite on tap.
… they don’t want to step over the drug addict sleeping in the doorway…
The priest said, “I would have liked a drink but when the door opened I saw that many of the ladies were scantily clad.”
The rabbi said, “I would have liked a drink but when the door opened I caught the overwhelming smell of pork.”
Somebody else said, “It was a strip club!”
When the bartender asked who was picking up the tab, the Priest and Rabbi both said, “Somebody Else.”
The Priest said, “If I’m going to sin, I may as well do the stereotypical Catholic priest thing with children”.
The Rabbi said, “And I’m really in the mood for a pickle, of the non-Kosher variety”.
Somebody else said, “I know what we should do! There is a show down at the public library that checks all the boxes!”
A Priest, A Rabbi and Somebody Else Don’t Walk Into a Bar . . .
They were inadvertently trampled by Hunter Biden on his way in.
A Priest, A Rabbi and Somebody Else Don’t Walk Into a Bar . . .
Trump don’t drink so DeSantis covered.
A priest, a rabbi, and a cat walk into a deli. It’s Friday so they all have a nice tuna sandwich.
Let me guess: the cat didn’t being any money.
Shoot – left it in my other fur coat.
A Priest, A Rabbi and Somebody Else Don’t Walk Into a Bar . . .
…it was limbo night.
You just set the bar a bit too high for me to do better than that.
…they were walking behind Joe Biden, who walked right into the bar despite them yelling “Watch out for that bar!”
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender looks up at them and says. “what is this, some kinda joke?!”
What? Was it wheel chair night, or sumthin?
A Priest, A Rabbi and Somebody Else Don’t Walk Into a Bar . . .
proving comedy is dead.
…because Walrus whistled and said “That’s some body, Else.”
One neat trick turns water into wine.
The priest wasn’t Irish.