Straight Line of the Day: Archeologists have found two more bodies in the 2,000-year-old Pompeii site. These ones are different, though, because…
Straight Line of the Day: Archeologists have found two more bodies in the 2,000-year-old Pompeii site. These ones are different, though, because…
…I’m not saying they look like aliens but they look like aliens.
… their togas were by Vera Wang…
I heard their sandals were made of Corinthian leather!
It was documented that these two had Pi$$ed off the Clintons
One is still walking around as Joe Biden.
They were found in a large petrified wood badger.
..made of gopher wood.
I wouldn’t noah ’bout that.
. . . they have voted Democrat, multiple times, in every election since 1828.
Dominion: “You fool! Prove it or be prepared to go to court.”
“… better yet, sit in jail from Jan 6th on, awaiting trial!”
… they have been tentatively identified as Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Crater…
… they have wound marks that appear to have been inflicted by a large, flightless bird of some kind…
…. they had matching Bud Lite tattoos.
. . . they were determined to be Fetterman and Feinstein
If Fetterman and Feinstein determined that, you can’t trust the results…
They were gay.
Or trans.
I don’t know how these scientists tell the difference these days.
If Fetterman and Feinstein determined that, you can’t trust the results…
They had identifying pronouns he/him/crisp and she/her/toast
They were two of the missing whistle-blowers in the Biden investigation..
Archeologists Have Found Two More Bodies in the 2,000-Year-Old Pompeii Site. These Ones Are Different, Though, Because…
no pronouns were attached.
Archeologists Have Found Two More Bodies in the 2,000-Year-Old Pompeii Site. These Ones Are Different, Though, Because…
Just tourists petting the fluffy cows.
They were the back up singers for Otis Pompei and the Knights
The skeletons look male but the bathing suits they’re wearing are for girls.
-not to mention the flasks they’re holding, marked “Buddus Lux”
“I’ve a vewy good fwiend in Wome that dwinks that bwand!…”
Biggus Dickus?
No, no…Naughtyus Maximus.
Ironically, their names were Barry and Doug.
One was holding a small book that in ancient script said..” Dearest diary, WTF? There goes the neighbourhood”
They were a couple of gangsters who abducted a young woman from Florida.