Straight Line of the Day: Bud Light’s Latest Genius PR Decision: … Posted by Oppo on 3 May 2023, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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… sponsoring bus rides from border states – the Light Riders…
Bud Light:
Get a free bag of pretzels or pork rinds with a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce with purchase of at least one 6-pack.
Sending Karine Jean-Pierre on the lecture circuit – The Light on Facts tour…
They’ll replace the Clydesdales with Emus.
Bud Light’s Latest Genius PR Decision:
the ceremonial beheadings of the Clydesdales as a message to Conservatives.
Bud Light’s Latest Genius PR Decision:
Changing the Bud Light can label to feature Hunter Biden
Bud Light’s Latest Genius PR Decision: …
Suicide by Silver Bullet.
….they’ll introduce the “People Snuffed Out By The Clintons” version of Bud light beer.
Bud Light’s Latest Genius PR Decision: …
Go after the leisure crowd with a “Light in Your Loafers” slogan.
Bud Light’s Latest Genius PR Decision: …
As I asked the friendly bar wench, “and how’s your bush?”.
Wench: “It’s a stale ale.”
Hire some Good Fellows to “encourage” correct beer drinking practices.
Get somebody in PR who can give a coherent answer when asked, “Whassup?”
Snap on commerative vibrating can…
Straight Line of the Day: Bud Light’s Latest Genius PR Decision….Reformat your formula and call the swill that that produces….New Bud Light.
FREE BEER TOMORROW
The Anchorage Alaska Costco has 36 bottle cases of Bud Light on sale for $14.00 per case and no one is buying them.
Waiting, for some memer to replace Smudge’s salad with a Bud Light.
Increasing the alcohol content to the degree it can be lit and tossed at cop cars.
Let it slip that the sight of a can of Bud Light will repel any straight male predators.
“Hey, y’all go hire us a spokesPope.”
Complimentary roll of duct tape and two balloons with each 12 pack.
Commercials starring Mike Obama airing exclusively on Fox
Change the name to Newer Coke
Announce that Adam Kinzinger is now dating Spuds MacKenzie
Place Dylan Mulvaney “I Did That” stickers on every 12 pack box
Marketing alcohol to let see, is he a 6 years old, or 12 years old or 16 years old who used to refer to himself as a they, but now he’s a “girl”
Perhaps the would have all gone better if they dress the Clydesdale in a “woman” costume?