Straight Line of the Day: Easter Bunny Announces in State-of-the-Union Address: …

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  1. Straight Line of the Day: Easter Bunny Announces in State-of-the-Union Address: …

    Bunny: “Get this idiot Brandon out of my rabbit hole he sniffs more than I do. I never intended to go this deep into the rabbit hole with him.”

    • I believe the proper term is the life impaired and why should the life impaired have their rights trampled on by the so called living? Especially when you consider the fact that many of the living would be way better off as life impaired.

  2. ” Four Scallions and seven Yams ago..
    Our farmers brought forward upon this farmland, a new crop, conceived in the greenhouse, and dedicated to the proposition that all salads are created equal..”

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