I’m going to go against popular opinion here: Among Elon’s Immediate changes, NO MORE Nuking the Moon! That’s where he plans to build the new IMAO HQ. Other changes: SLoTD to be posted on a sign on the moon… and updated daily… manually.
There will be no further posts or discussion of bacon, as it may be upsetting to some religious groups and vegans. The new secret code word for that item will be “snowcone”.
More efficient moon nuking
Way more efficient.
No more free corn meal and milk mush for Emu in the breakroom.
The emu will be immediately launched into orbit.
Finally fix that clogged toilet in the middle stall.
Freeing all those people from the basement
Elon Musk Buys IMAO. Changes To Be Made Immediately: …
Random fact checks of the staff.
Elon Musk Buys IMAO. Changes To Be Made Immediately: …
Make sure that all the gnus are true.
Gary Gnu hardest hit.
Elon Musk Buys IMAO. Changes To Be Made Immediately: …
No doppelgangers allowed.
Harvey and FrankJ Hardest Hit
…elimination of all of those annoying bots – I’m looking at you, Bob B…
… Schrödinger is gonna have to clean out the cat box…
You get a Tesla! And you get a Tesla! And you get a Tesla! . . .
Work force reductions decided by thunderdome.
My money’s on Emu.
FYI: Intern cuts are off the table.
I feckin’ guaranfeckintee that.
MasterEmu runs Bartertown!
Subversives will be purged.
More work, less pay.
…you’ll be asked to build a large wooden Tesla.
1: Buy IMAO
2: ?
3: Profit
From “Basil not Basil” to “Basil not Basil”.
Good Lord – the man’s gone mad!
Elon Musk Buys IMAO. Changes To Be Made Immediately: …
Special merit pay for any staff that posts a poll.
Scarlett Johansson becomes next host of a feature to be named later.
How about: Scarlett Johansson’s Red Johnson Of The Week, where every week she exposes a commie?
…now that we’ve got access to a delivery system, Frank J only needs to acquire the warhead. Then, prepare to be nuked, Moon!
…The Twitter bird logo is now an emu.
Elon Musk Buys IMAO. Changes To Be Made Immediately: …
The Emu must be in the office 40 hours a week.
Emu Loses Remote
Finds It Again
I’m going to go against popular opinion here: Among Elon’s Immediate changes, NO MORE Nuking the Moon! That’s where he plans to build the new IMAO HQ. Other changes: SLoTD to be posted on a sign on the moon… and updated daily… manually.
No more censoring my queries regarding the whereabouts of the Yak.
We’ll probably get a few dozen additional daily views from Langley and Quantico.
You can trade in three Harvey Awards for a blue checkmark.
Anyone who trades in a Harvey Award does not deserve to post here. The Cad!
My Harvey Award (if I ever get one) will have to be pried from my cold dead hands.
The IMAO site will be immediately changed to Musky-McMuskface.
There will be no further posts or discussion of bacon, as it may be upsetting to some religious groups and vegans. The new secret code word for that item will be “snowcone”.
…daily cage matches against the Vicious Chicken of Bristol