If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
There would be no more 10% for the Big Guy…it would be 10% for THIS guy.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
I would establish the office of Presidential Tweet reviewers to screen all of Trump’s Tweets before they go out. But to keep the MSM full of outraged content, I would supply them with plenty of shenanigans involving scantily clad women to fill the void.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
I would do the job the current VP was selected to do…giggle like a maniac and give incoherent speeches. Why? So that (like the current VP) even a mad man wouldn’t harm the president for fear of me taking his place.
People will be punished for not using Common Sense. They’ll spend time at the border herding illegals back to Mexico. Drug dealers will find themselves cleaning port a potties and cleaning up after moose and bears at national parks and politicians will have to personally drain every bloody toilet in DC through a strainer made out of their car’s upholstery.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
it will be yuuuge.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
the jokes will write themselves because I’ll be busy.
Jokes??? I thought you were serious…
You also think that the Emu isn’t behind you right now.
I’m not saying I would fight the aliens as head of the Space Force..but I would fight the aliens as head of the Space Force.
… I will become an expert on the 25th Amendment…
Enhanced enforcement and punishment for misuse of prepositions to end sentences with.
It should have been that way before.
That’s something I believe in. As well as other grammatical errors, to.
I would promise to use the Vice President’s Navel Observatory residence for observing all worthy and deserving navels.
Nice Harvey, almost missed it. And to all who might have gotten one recently please let me know if I missed it.
It’s the little people who deserve the credit.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
I would demand to be appointed as the AI czar.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
I would refuse to have lunch with trans persons unless my wife were present. (in my case…ex wife)
…he’ll lose the dog vote.
I’ll be the bad cop to his good cop!
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
There would be no more 10% for the Big Guy…it would be 10% for THIS guy.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
I would establish the office of Presidential Tweet reviewers to screen all of Trump’s Tweets before they go out. But to keep the MSM full of outraged content, I would supply them with plenty of shenanigans involving scantily clad women to fill the void.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
I would position myself as the unifier by supporting feminist movements, such as the Free the Nipple movement.
If Trump — Not Always A Great Judge of Personnel — Picks You as His VP Running Mate…
I would do the job the current VP was selected to do…giggle like a maniac and give incoherent speeches. Why? So that (like the current VP) even a mad man wouldn’t harm the president for fear of me taking his place.
… the A.I. vote, and thus the election, will be a lock…
Three cheeseburgers into the run I’d probably let him go on ahead and just walk instead.
I’ll need to be paid in cash … upfront.
I would thank him, and politely decline because I wish to keep my soul and not sell it to the devil..
SNL will sue me when I use the line “Kamala, you ignorant slut” during the debate.
People will be punished for not using Common Sense. They’ll spend time at the border herding illegals back to Mexico. Drug dealers will find themselves cleaning port a potties and cleaning up after moose and bears at national parks and politicians will have to personally drain every bloody toilet in DC through a strainer made out of their car’s upholstery.