Officer, I was in a Joe Biden lookallike contest and was trying to recreate that special moment at the Vatican…yes sir, it does indeed smell but I was going for authenticiy…yes, yes it is a vacuum cleaner bag on my head, but the Pope gave it to me, along with the tequila..I didn’t want to insult him…
Plausible Alibis for Walrus:
I’ve never met that Emu before in my life.
Plausible Alibis for Walrus:
“I have a few interns who will vouch for me.”
I was drunk..
I spent too much time in the Tatty Clubs..
I was drunk on the golf courses brainstorming for the next Babesleaga..
Plausible Alibis for Walrus:
“I just saw a carpenter run by, you should be looking for him.”
“Tuskaloosa…”
…I’m really in Bangkok for the good times.
I thought it was Blue Emu I was rubbing in.
Heh
Well, it’s blue now.
Plausible Alibis for Walrus:
Oh no, I didn’t forget. I just didn’t care.
SQUIRREL!!!
…”I was hunting elephants in my pajamas. If I don’t stop them now, I’ll have nothing to wear to bed.”
Nothing to wear? Did you check their trunks?
“How they got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”
…And they leave them all stretched out. -It’s like wearing a tent to bed.
Black Olives Matter! I’m transgender! I’m late for my drag queen story hour! I’m a teacher…THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
It was my evil twin Skippy!
“I’m working for FrankJ. HE’s the one you should be investigating. I can help you! . . . “
I dropped the baby. I don’t know why
Paul is dead
Wait — that was the one for the girls on the beach.
He goo goo’d, when should’ve gajoob’d
He’s white tusk privileged
“These are not my pants.”
Officer, I was in a Joe Biden lookallike contest and was trying to recreate that special moment at the Vatican…yes sir, it does indeed smell but I was going for authenticiy…yes, yes it is a vacuum cleaner bag on my head, but the Pope gave it to me, along with the tequila..I didn’t want to insult him…