Straight Line of the Day: They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… Posted by Oppo on 17 May 2023, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
I don’t normally hold empty BL cans to my ears but when I do I say..1 bourbon, 1 scotch and 1 Guinness. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… The clicking of a stock ticker. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… sweet nothin’. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… a Clydesdale flatulence. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… The weeping of your ancestors. Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… Frat boys singing “The Whiffenpoof Song”. Loading... 6 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… The lamentations of their trans women…and also their stock holders. Loading... 5 Reply to this comment
…people asking, “Why is that idiot holding an empty Bud Light beer can up to his ear?” Loading... 7 Reply to this comment
They say that? I had no idea. I don’t think I run, I mean prance, in the same circles. Loading... Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… Sparks arcing from the can to your earring. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… the regrets for having drank it in the first place. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
..the sound of some peoples 401Ks playing bumper cars…oooh..that’s gonna leave a mark.. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… …the collected wisdom of Biden, Kamala, AOC, and John Kerry. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… …Marcel Marceau’s greatest performance. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Like Zuzu said..”Every time a Bud Light opens, a fairy gets it’s wings…” Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
“if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Hope and change.” “trunalimunumaprzure” Dan Rather’s frequency Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear… Common sense dying….. Loading... Reply to this comment
Nothing. You hear nothing. It’s worth nothing full it’s worth more nothing when it’s empty. Loading... Reply to this comment
I don’t normally hold empty BL cans to my ears but when I do I say..1 bourbon, 1 scotch and 1 Guinness.
…people mocking you.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
The clicking of a stock ticker.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
sweet nothin’.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
a Clydesdale flatulence.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
The weeping of your ancestors.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
Frat boys singing “The Whiffenpoof Song”.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
The lamentations of their trans women…and also their stock holders.
…people asking, “Why is that idiot holding an empty Bud Light beer can up to his ear?”
…an otherworldly George Takei voice saying, “OH MY!”
… theologians’ roar.
…a Ford truck engine.
The curse of King Gambrinus
They say that?
I had no idea.
I don’t think I run, I mean prance, in the same circles.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
Sparks arcing from the can to your earring.
Mobs of the woke among us, chasing after a very confused Diogenes.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
the regrets for having drank it in the first place.
… the urinal a-callin’…
..the sound of some peoples 401Ks playing bumper cars…oooh..that’s gonna leave a mark..
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
…the collected wisdom of Biden, Kamala, AOC, and John Kerry.
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
…Marcel Marceau’s greatest performance.
Like Zuzu said..”Every time a Bud Light opens, a fairy gets it’s wings…”
. . . gunshots and looting in San Francisco
“if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Hope and change.”
“trunalimunumaprzure”
Dan Rather’s frequency
They Say That If You Hold an Empty Bud Light Can Up to Your Ear, You Can Hear…
Common sense dying…..
Nothing. You hear nothing. It’s worth nothing full it’s worth more nothing when it’s empty.