Norway Urges People To Stay Away From Spy Whale Hvaldimir
Fox News via MSN | 5/24/23
OSLO, Norway – The Norwegian Directorate of Fisheries has asked people to avoid contact with Hvaldimir, a beluga whale that now lives in the inner Oslofjord in southern Norway.
Hvaldimir gained notoriety in 2019 when he was spotted in Norwegian waters wearing a camera mount from a Russian research program, the BBC reported. Because of this, Hvaldimir was dubbed a “spy whale.”
And:
Since he was discovered, the Norwegian Directorate of Fisheries said Hvaldimir has been traveling along the Norwegian coast, mostly staying at farms.
Wait – doesn’t he have a name that must not be mentioned?
Especially avoid the frickin’ laser on his head.
Brandon response:
“If we divide 125 genders by 3 bathrooms how much climate change do we have.”
It would be the derivative of the number of customers in a 7-11 with a slight Indian accent in 1992 vs 2023.
Exactly what I had figured..using a little calculus.
“Norwegian beluga? Beautiful plumage…”
“It loves spyin’ on its back…”
What’s the Deal With the Spy Whale?…
Is tryink to locate Moose and Squirrel.
Ahab: “I’m all for cancelling white whales, but…”
What’s the Deal With the Spy Whale?
First audition for the next 007.
Putin lets Steven Seagal out to scope a little beach volleyball action and those pesky Norwegians want to turn it into an international incident.
What’s the Deal With the Spy Whale?
It may be in direct communication with the Assault Orcas.