Dianne Feinstein Making Return to Senate for First Time in Months
Washington Exaimner | 5/9/23 | Cami MondeauxSen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) is en route back to Washington, D.C., to make a return to the Senate for the first time in months amid calls from several members of her own party to resign, a spokesperson for the senator confirmed to the Washington Examiner.
Feinstein is set to return to the Senate floor to cast a vote on Wednesday, her first recorded vote since Feb. 16, before the five-term senator stepped away due to health problems. The California senator’s office has long teased a return to the upper chamber, with many congressional Democrats growing restless over her absence stalling their agenda.
“Something something something Ruth Bader Ginsburg”
The first words out of her mouth:
“NURSE”!!..oops that’s only one word.
“Ack… Ack… Ack…”
Yay! Dianne Feinstein’s Making a Triumphant Return to the Senate. The First Words Out of Her Mouth: …
I owe it all to Dan White.
… “What time is Wapner???”
10 minutes
… “My people have been taking names about… what was I saying? Oh, I know, I’m glad to be back… I am back, aren’t I???”
Where’s the fracking pudding?
Biden ate it all.
“Where the frack am I?”
“I’m back and ready to serve President Truman.”
At least she didn’t say ‘Brandon’..or did she?!..Holy crap!
“Hey, I’m still more lucid than Federman.”
…will be redolent with the miasma of stale red wine, tapioca and plaque buildup.
… “Biden corruption probe? Let’s go, Blandon !!!”
Too obscure? Too soon??
We don’t know who you are which makes us indifferent to you.
Indifference is better than the alternative…
Now that you brought attention to yourself, that’s different so we’ve opened a file on you.
What? My roof is fine, thank you.
OK, let’s print some money, we’re expecting a lot of visitors soon.
I did have a procedure done and I now identify as an LEGO American.
The first words out of her mouth: (looking in mirror)
“OMG they’re going to call me Diane Frankenstein now”!
Yay! Dianne Feinstein’s Making a Triumphant Return to the Senate. The First Words Out of Her Mouth: …
No Habla…
Some of you tried to take advantage of me being away. I expect payments will be brought up to date with some added vig included as an apology.
I resign.
Who am I? Why am I here?
So there I was, helping Betsy Ross sew the flag, no joke . . .
They told me I was going to Disneyland!
Dead liberals don’t speak. They only vote.
… were unintelligible, just like her last words before leaving the chamber…