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Controversial Trans Cyclist Austin Killips Wins North Carolina Race by 5 Minutes: ‘Power Is Not Comparable’
New York Post | June 12, 2023 | Yaron Steinbuch

Controversial transgender cyclist Austin Killips has won a North Carolina race by a whopping five minutes — prompting the second-place finisher to declare that [his] power was “not comparable” and suggest a separate category for trans athletes.

Austin Killips, 27, who recently became the first openly trans woman to win an official Union Cycliste Internationale stage event, won $5,000 after easily coming in first in the 131-mile Belgian Waffle Ride in Hendersonville on Saturday, Cycling News reported.

Killips, who identifies as female, quickly took the lead in the women’s division before being passed briefly by Paige Onweller. Killips ultimately surged ahead and beat her by five minutes.

Like Belgian waffles, this is just too rich.

Ladies, do not enter these mixed competitions. Girlcott them.

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Tijuana Mayor Says She’ll Live at Army Base After Threats, 7 Bodies Found in Truck
CBS News | June 13, 2023

The mayor of the Mexican border city of Tijuana said she has decided to live at an army base for her own safety, after she received threats.

Mayor Montserrat Caballero announced the decision after confirming that police had found seven dead bodies stuffed in a pickup truck on Monday.

Police said they found the pickup truck parked at a gas station in Tijuana with the doors open; on the back seat of the cab lay a body wrapped in a blanket. Hidden under tires and wooden boards were six more bodies.

“I have received threats, so I am going to live at the base,” Caballero said. Local media reported the army base is on the southern edge of Tijuana, about 5 miles from the city hall.

Caballero did not say who the threats had come from. The Tijuana city government said in a statement the threats were related to her administration’s “strong results in weapons seizures and arrest of violent suspects.”

It is well known that several drug cartels are waging turf battles in Tijuana, across the border from San Diego, California.

But if they get Covid, they’ll send in the military to enforce lockdowns.

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