Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… Posted by Oppo on 30 June 2023, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… is king. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… is the driver you want for your Uber ride. Loading... 4 Reply to this comment
…I think the quote I heard was… Anyone who can do a half-a$$ed job of anything is like a one-eyed man in the land of the blind. Loading... Reply to this comment
In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… Got on the cover of the Rolling Stone. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… only took one time to listen to his Mom about not running with scissors. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… had the best halloween pirate costume, not that anyone noticed. Loading... 10 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… failed at Braille School. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
… will be confined to the loony bin because he insists on relating these fanciful stories about a world that only he can experience… Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
… would stand out as extremely odd for the different way he moves around, compared to everyone else… Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… was able to successfully fake, the fake Rock Ridge. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… can appreciate the Babesleaga. Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man…was the undisputed hide and seek champion. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
Oddly enough, he was 4th in his bowling league and 15th in the local tavern dart league. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… is still Dan Crenshaw. Loading... 3 Reply to this comment
Is the one not saying eeewwww as he gropes his way through crowds. Is the guy who knows where that has been. Is stealing you, and you and you, blind. Runs a studio in Hollywood making mostly zombie flicks. Probably owns at least one flashlight. Is constantly, or at least daily reminded that, hey, he is not her husband. Loading... 1 Reply to this comment
..will be labelled as racist and against equality until he pokes the other eye out… Loading... 2 Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man ….. will claim a case of pink eye so you don’t ask him anything. Loading... Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… is king.
Elvis, Michael, and Sammy all have some explaining to do!
… is discriminated against for having an unseen advantage…
…has the best practical jokes.
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… is the driver you want for your Uber ride.
…I think the quote I heard was… Anyone who can do a half-a$$ed job of anything is like a one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man…
Got on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… only took one time to listen to his Mom about not running with scissors.
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… had the best halloween pirate costume, not that anyone noticed.
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… failed at Braille School.
…must be his own barber.
…is king – but he has the world’s worst army.
… will be confined to the loony bin because he insists on relating these fanciful stories about a world that only he can experience…
… would stand out as extremely odd for the different way he moves around, compared to everyone else…
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man… was able to successfully fake, the fake Rock Ridge.
In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man…
can appreciate the Babesleaga.
…is probably a d*ck
A duck?
A dock, like in the bay?
No – a duck – like a duck in a bay.
In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man…was the undisputed hide and seek champion.
Oddly enough, he was 4th in his bowling league and 15th in the local tavern dart league.
… is on the run from Richard Kimball…
…probably cheats at poker.
Why? In all reality he doesn’t have to cheat.
In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man…
is still Dan Crenshaw.
Is the one not saying eeewwww as he gropes his way through crowds.
Is the guy who knows where that has been.
Is stealing you, and you and you, blind.
Runs a studio in Hollywood making mostly zombie flicks.
Probably owns at least one flashlight.
Is constantly, or at least daily reminded that, hey, he is not her husband.
..will be labelled as racist and against equality until he pokes the other eye out…
Straight Line of the Day: In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man ….. will claim a case of pink eye so you don’t ask him anything.
Crunchy Taco is a good name to get remembered!