Babesleaga Group V : Week 4 : Karen Gillan vs Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Karen Gillan vs Catherine Zeta-Jones

Karen Gillan (3-0-0 Pts. 237 Avg. 79.00)

  • Defeated Jennifer Lawrence 90-32
  • Defeated Reese Witherspoon 79-43
  • Defeated Eva Green 68-62

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Catherine Zeta-Jones (3-0-0 Pts. 242 Avg. 80.67)

  • Defeated Eva Green 76-54
  • Defeated Rachel Weisz 79-48
  • Defeated Gemma Arterton 87-38

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Babesleaga Group V : Week 4 : Eva Green vs Florence Pugh

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Eva Green vs Florence Pugh

Eva Green (1-2-0 Pts. 208 Avg. 69.33)

  • Lost to Catherine Zeta-Jones 54-76
  • Defeated Jennifer Lawrence 92-33
  • Lost to Karen Gillan 62-68

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Florence Pugh (1-2-0 Pts. 145 Avg. 48.33)

  • Lost to Reese Witherspoon 41-87
  • Lost to Gemma Arterton 32-82
  • Defeated Jennifer Lawrence 72-55

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Babesleaga Group V : Week 4 : Reese Witherspoon vs Gemma Arterton

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Reese Witherspoon vs Gemma Arterton

Reese Witherspoon (1-2-0 Pts. 188 Avg. 62.67)

  • Defeated Florence Pugh 87-41
  • Lost to Karen Gillan 43-79
  • Lost to Rachel Weisz 58-73

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Gemma Arterton (1-2-0 Pts. 181 Avg. 60.33)

  • Lost to Rachel Weisz 61-63
  • Defeated Florence Pugh 82-32
  • Lost to Catherine Zeta-Jones 38-87

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I Hope To Be Mature Enough One Day to Get More Than Six Words Into a Headline

This story sounds kind of important.

U-Penn women swimmers had to undress next to ‘6-foot-4 biological male’ Lia Thomas ’18 times a week’ and were told to get ‘reeducated’ when they complained: Congress hears in bombshell testimony
Daily Mail UK | July 27, 2023 | James Reinl

‘My teammates and I were forced to undress in the presence of Lia, a 6-foot-4 tall, biological male, with fully intact male genitalia, 18 times per week,’ Scanlan told the committee.

‘Some girls opted to change in bathroom stalls and others used the family bathroom to avoid this.’

When the women swimmers complained to the athletic department, they were told Thomas’ presence was ‘non-negotiable’ and were offered counselling to ‘reeducate us to become comfortable with the idea of undressing in front of a male,’ she added.

‘To sum up the university’s response, we, the women, were the problem, not the victims,’ Scanlan said.

‘We were expected to conform, to move over and shut up. Our feelings didn’t matter. The university was gaslighting and fearmongering women to validate the feelings and identity of a male.’

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Babesleaga Group V : Week 4 : Rachel Weisz vs Jennifer Lawrence

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Rachel Weisz vs Jennifer Lawrence

Rachel Weisz (2-1-0 Pts. 184 Avg. 61.33)

  • Defeated Gemma Arterton 63-61
  • Lost to Catherine Zeta-jones 48-79
  • Defeated Reese Witherspoon 73-58

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Jennifer Lawrence (0-3-0 Pts. 120 Avg. 40.00)

  • Lost to Karen Gillan 32-90
  • Lost to Eva Green 33-92
  • Lost to Florence Pugh 55-72

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Babesleaga Group V : Week 3 Results and Standings

Week three is in books as we reach the half-way point.

Results

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Standings

ContestantsRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Catherine Zeta-Jones3 – 0 – 024280.6714080.67-46.67
Karen Gillan3 – 0 – 023779.0013779.00-45.67
Rachel Weisz2 – 1 – 018461.3319861.33-66.00
Eva Green1 – 2 – 020869.3317769.33-59.00
Reese Witherspoon1 – 2 – 018862.6719362.67-64.33
Gemma Arterton1 – 2 – 018160.3318260.33-60.67
Florence Pugh1 – 2 – 014548.3322448.33-74.67
Jennifer Lawrence0 – 3 – 012040.0025440.00-84.67

Week 4

  • 10:00 am Rachel Weisz vs Jennifer Lawrence
  • 2:00 pm Reese Witherspoon vs Gemma Arterton
  • 6:00 pm Eva Green vs Florence Pugh
  • 8:00 pm Karen Gillan vs Catherine Zeta-Jones

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Hi Mr. Walrus, ready for a little nightcap?”

“And then…?

“Why tonight’s memes of course.”

“My loss.”

“But everyone’s gain as we go with a drinking theme tonight.”

“I know I’ll be drinking heavily.”

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Man Files Lawsuit Against Entire World

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Judge Asked To Recuse, As He Doesn’t Care About His Problems Either

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Bear Attacks in Japan: 4 Fatalities in 2021 in Hokkaido Prefecture/Island
AmmoLand | July 19, 2023 | Dean Weingarten

On the most northern Island of Japan, Hokkaido, enormous brown bears are thriving. The population has more than doubled to about 12,000 since 1990.

The bears are a closely related subspecies of brown/grizzly bears. Because they live in a similar environment to Kodiak Island, the bears are similar in size to the enormous Kodiak bears. The bear population in the Shirtoko National Park is said to be one of the highest concentrations of bears in the world. Because of the increasing population of bears, the number of people injured or killed by the bears has been increasing and is similar to the numbers in Alaska.

However, Alaska has about 3-4 times as many brown/grizzly bears. In fiscal year 2021, four people were killed by bears in Hokkaido. The average has been about one per year.

Man Uses Knife to Save Friends from Bear Attack in Japan
AmmoLand | November 8, 2023 | Dean Weingarten

On the morning of October 31, on the Japanese Island of Hokkaido, a man with a knife fought off a brown bear as it attacked his two companions. It seems likely the attack was prompted because the bear was defending the food cache it had made of the body of a hiker it had killed on October 29. From mainichi.jp:

SAPPORO — A man fought off a brown bear using a knife after he and two others were attacked by the animal while climbing Mount Daisengen in a Hokkaido town on the morning of Oct. 31.

Two men in their 40s suffered minor injuries including scratches on their sides and necks, as well as bites on the legs inflicted by the 1.7-meter-tall bear, but all three descended the mountain under their own power.

According to the Hokkaido Prefectural Government’s brown bear countermeasures office, the three men all reside in Hokkaido. The last person walking in a single file line was attacked by the animal at around 9:30 a.m. — some 2 1/2 hours after the three left the trailhead. Another person drove off the bear but two sustained injuries.

When the authorities investigated the site of the attack on the three hikers, they were surprised to find two bodies. They found a brown bear carcass near by, and the body of Kanato Yanaike, a 22-year-old man. From mainchi.jp:

Hokkaido Prefectural Police’s Matsumae Police Station announced on Nov. 4 that DNA analysis confirmed the body is of Kanato Yanaike, 22, who had gone missing while on a mountain climbing trip. The cause of death was hemorrhagic shock. A brown bear carcass was found near the body, and the police are investigating on the assumption that he was attacked by the bear.

Straight Line of the Day: What Just Got Delivered to the IMAO Mailroom?

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