Not from the Babylon Bee:
Zoom Tells Employees To Return to Office for Work
NyPost | 08/05/2023 | Patrick ReillyZoom is asking all of its employees to return to the office for the first time since the COVID-19 pandemic began, when the tech company blew up as one of the main means of communication for people forced to work from home.
Zoom, which remains a leader in the post-pandemic remote work trend, is now asking all employees within 50 miles of a company office to go in at least two days a week on a hybrid schedule.
Kind of like a taxi company telling workers to work from home.
Or the Congressional Ethics Committee.