Not from himself, just from his desk —
IT HAS BEEN NOTICED THAT EVEN THOUGH WALRUS HAS COMMENTED WHILST ON VACATION THAT VIEWERSHIP IS DOWN ON THIS WEBSITE AND THIS CANNOT BE PERMITTED TO CONTINUE. WE ARE ENLISTING THE AID OF BUD LIGHT EXECUTIVEXTRESSES TO ADDRESS THE SITUATION AND IT SHOULD BE TURNED AROUND OR ELSE GUMBEAUX WILL HAVE TO BAIL US OUT WITH HIS SOON TO BE VEGAS WINNINGS.
I THINK THAT’S ALL FOR NOW.
–FRANK J.’S DESK AND GET THAT INTERN OFF IT HE’S NOT BACK UNTIL NEXT WEEK
Why’s Frank’s desk yelling?
It was inevitable. Dylann Mulvaney is sure to make it into the next Babesleaguea.
And we were worried about AIs becoming sentient…
I see the problem. In the future, don’t ever take missives from FrnakJ’s desk. Make sure it comes from FrankJ’s desk. I wouldn’t be surprised if this memo originates from the same IP address as that imposter Walrus post from yesterday.