Straight Line of the Day: A Wise Man Once Said… Posted by Oppo on 9 August 2023, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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…”Covfefe”
Forget words to the wise, it’s the stupid who need advice
A Wise Man Once Said…
“Pass the biscuits and gravy before I punch you.”
How about” I’m on the gravy train with biscuit wheels..”
…”nuke the moon”
A Wise Man Once Said…
Check out all SLotD posts in the past and read comments from Burt.
… “Always…” no… make that “Never…” no, that’s not it either… forget it, I don’t know what I’m talking about…
A Wise Man Once Said…
“I shall return.”
…something, but I wasn’t listening…
A Wise Man Once Said…
If he were really wise, he’d keep his mouth shut. At least he wouldn’t joke about Jada.
Let’s you and him fight.
You go after me, I’m going after you.
If you want to make your pants last…
Make the jacket first
..just don’t take off your pants and jacket..
As long as the cuffs and collars match.
A Wise Man Once Said…
The crack house is at 1600 Pennsylvania.
A Wise Man Once Said…
only fools rush in.
You idiot, it’s BASIL, not “basil”.
baSIL
A Wise Man Once Said…
… Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
A Wise Man Once Said…
“I know we can all get along if Spain hasn’t invaded Portugal since 1762.”
As far as anyone knows…
You Spaniards are not only sneaky but a tricky lot also I must say.
So it was okay to invade Portugal before 1762?
Hell, nobody would care if you invaded today, but, considering the only thing you’d get out of it is Portugal, (the country, not the man,) it really isn’t worth the effort.
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
If you find you’re riding a dead horse, dismount.
Life is short, eat dessert first.
You can fool some of the people some of the time, and j3rk the rest off.
If I knew half as much as anyone considered an expert I’d be twice as knowledgeable as anyone telling me what experts believe.
On the other hand a total duface once said, “The Grand Canyon Is part of the nine wonders of the world.”
A wise man once said…
…no, your butt doesn’t look fat in thos jeans.
A wise man once said…
…”And they’ll be willing to do almost anything, and you won’t even have to pay them. I call it an ‘internship.'”
A wise man once said ” If the plural of mouse is mice, why is the plural of house, a subdivision…”