I believe there is humor to be found in this, rather than just dread of inevitable theft and murders:
Massachusetts Calls on Residents to Take Border Crossers Into Their Homes
Breitbart| 7/18/23Massachusetts officials are now asking residents to take border crossers and illegal aliens into their homes as illegal immigration continues adding to the state’s homeless population.
Gov. Maura Healey (D) is calling on residents with empty bedrooms in their homes and apartments to consider taking in border crossers and illegal aliens, WBUR reports:
“Massachusetts officials are seeking residents willing to host newly arrived families in need of shelter. Hosts are asked to provide a room or apartment for a few days, until longer-term accommodations can be arranged.
“A significant portion of the families in need of housing in the state are new immigrants. Many of those arriving in Boston have fled violence in Haiti and traveled through other states before coming to Massachusetts.”
Their sales technique needs as much work as Bud Light’s does.
Good Reasons for Taking Illegal Immigrants Into Your Home: …
Your insurance company will never be able to prove ‘suicide’.
… it keeps some of them from having to break in…
Good Reasons for Taking Illegal Immigrants Into Your Home: …
great practice for learning a foreign language.
Good Reasons for Taking Illegal Immigrants Into Your Home: …
once you get them social security numbers, you can claim them as dependents.
Good Reasons for Taking Illegal Immigrants Into Your Home: …
It’ll freak out Karen, next door.
I was thinking the HOA President, but that’s good.
Good Reasons for Taking Illegal Immigrants Into Your Home: …
Clean the toilets and gutters.
Learn a new language..mainly the dirty words.
Tell them to always vote Republican.
Good Reasons for Taking Illegal Immigrants Into Your Home: …
Live-in Maids, Gardeners, Drug Mules. What’s not to like?
A stronger, more exercised immune system.
… there will be someone there to help out when you really want to get hammered…
…all their siblings and cousins who’ll also come to live with you.
…carte blanche to commit federal crimes since you now have a guarantee that the feds will never investigate your home!
Obviously that stalwart SJW, Gov. Maura Healey (D), has not passed this on to the good people of Martha’s Vineyard. Or maybe she waiting for the ongoing investigation to be completed when all will be good.
My question is how many immigrants does Ms Healy have in her home?
Plenty I’m sure, but none of them get to spend the night. Well, except the pool boy.
OK…I’ll take the Haitians and the Chinks but I don’t want the Irish!
I think that government offices where most employees are working be converted into bedrooms. They work in the room during the day,likely 8 hours, immigrants use the room the other 16 hours..sure you might have to dump the garbage more often..likely fill the watercooler more often, change the toilet paper roll or..maybe, maybe not…
Good Reasons for Taking Illegal Immigrants Into Your Home: …
you always wanted some hot latina chicks.
They will be sending you the good looking ones, right?
Right?
Lost the key to the basement torture den.
World needs ditch diggers and cannon fodder for the insurrection.
Wife needs companionship during football season.
Cure for empty condor nest syndrome.
Proxy voters for the next baseball fantasy league draft.
You want me to what? I can’t hear you. I have a rare hearing disorder. You’ll have to write your request down, place it in a suitcase filled with hundred dollar bills, and I’ll send my response back in the empty suitcase. Totally incurable I’m afraid.
My toilet just isn’t going to clean itself.