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This 66-year-old has worked at McDonald’s for 50 years: ‘I never thought it would be my forever job’
CNBC | 5 Nov 2023 | Morgan Smith

Overwhelming Majority of Normal People Who Never Shop at Macy’s Urged To Boycott Macy’s

EXCLUSIVE: With 30,000 people signing their petition to rid the Thanksgiving Day Parade of trans/non-binary ‘liberal nonsense,’ moms’ group ups the ante with push to BOYCOTT Macy’s stores
Daily Mail UK | November 15, 2023 | James Reinl

The organizers of a petition against having trans/non-binary performers in the Thanksgiving Day Parade say it is ‘quickly picking up momentum’ and want to hammer the message home with a boycott of the sponsor, Macy’s.

Stupid, Stupid Laws: Vol. 1

Here’s a story about a guy’s volunteer group simply trying to remove trash from a beach. And how the government sucks.

‘It’s disgusting’ — Small number of volunteers struggle to keep up with Lake Mead’s growing litter problem
www.8newsnow.com | Nov 8, 2023 | Brian Will

LAS VEGAS (KLAS) —

“Anything that is over 50 years old we cannot throw away. So, a Coors can someone threw the side of their boat in the ’70s, unfortunately, we are not able to remove and we see a lot of that.”

Blalock said the reason is because those items are considered historical and are on public land which is protected by law. As the water level has decreased in recent years, some previously sunken boats have resurfaced. Currently, there is no plan to remove them.

Man Seen on Police Bodycam Videos Attacking Paul Pelosi With a Hammer: “He Was Never My Target”

Paul Pelosi Attacker Offers Apology in Emotional Testimony: ‘He Was Never My Target’
The Hill | 11/15/2023 | Miranda Nazzaro

The man accused of attacking Paul Pelosi, the husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), offered an apology in court on Tuesday, claiming the former Speaker’s husband was “never” his target, according to the Associated Press.

Lee Harvey Oswald Claims the Same:

“And I sure didn’t bring to the scene no two inflatable unicorn outfits in my backpack neither, ya weirdo,” adds Oswald. “Ooof!”

Walrus’s Unpaid Leave of Senses, Day 7

What do you mean, he’s back? He’s still unpaid.

He took in a museum, but no tequila was involved.

Hmmm… Frisk Xi for a Xippo.

Another Fire Breaks Out Underneath Los Angeles Freeway; Flames Spread From Homeless Encampment (VIDEO)
Gateway Pundit | 11-14-23 | Cristina Laila

Meanwhile in the Democrat hellhole of California…

Another fire broke out underneath a Los Angeles freeway just days after the 10 freeway was closed down indefinitely due to a massive fire.

A fire broke out underneath the 105 and 110 freeway interchange in Los Angeles on Tuesday morning. The blaze spread from a homeless encampment, according to reports.

“From what we’re seeing here from Sky5, it would appear that it is some sort of encampment that is burning under the overpass,” KTLA 5’s Rich Prickett said. “For right now it’s contained in that one little area.”

From Fox11 Los Angeles (April 24, 2023):

“There have been 20 fires in this general vicinity of the 105-110 area since last Thursday,” said community advocate David Matthews. That comes out to about four fires per day within one mile of the interchange between the 105 and 110 Freeways. Matthews said all of the fires are arson, with most happening in the middle of the night.

Amber Sam, who lives in an RV in the area, said that those who live there dump on the street because of lack of resources. “Well maybe we wouldn’t dump illegally if instead of sending bulldozers and literally sanitation workers down the street, they could put dumpsters on every block or do something different to help us dispose of our trash properly,” they said.

Straight Line of the Day: While Owning Multiple Jets Is Bill Gates’ “Guilty Pleasure,” Your Guilty Pleasure Is…

Bill Gates Boasts of Owning Multiple Private Jets: ‘My Guilty Pleasure’
Slay News | November 6, 2023 | Frank Bergman

As reported by Simple Flying, Gates now owns an impressive fleet of at least four business jets.

Valued at close to $200 million, his collection includes the elite Gulfstream G650.

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New Intern Polling

Hi gang I’m back from Vegas and boy was that fun. I hope you didn’t miss me too much while I was gone and you gave due consideration to our group of, possibly, new interns. Here they are again and please vote early and often for them. The poll will remain open until December 1st.

The poll has been updated to allow up to 4 yotes at one time.

Erika Eleniak

Tricia Hilfer

Penelope Cruz

Sybil Danning

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who should join the ranks of the interns? You decide.