Florida Man Arrested for Pooping on Dead Possum on Street During Rush Hour, Police Say
FOX 35 Orlando | November 17, 2023 | Dani Medina
Florida Man Arrested for Pooping on Dead Possum on Street During Rush Hour, Police Say
FOX 35 Orlando | November 17, 2023 | Dani Medina
Just because they do it in India doesn’t make it right.
A dead possum? That makes it a crime?
The possum died laughing after making jokes about his face. The man got the last laugh though.
From the article, he was arrested for exposing his sexual organs in public because the officers could see his butt. Not from the article, meth man’s reaction, “I aint no criminal, and my a$$ aint no sex organ you f*****”.
Not another “pooping on a possum” story.
So, Friday.
There but for the grace of God go I.
Got it. Rush hour is right out. What time is accepted.
Far too many invasive species down here in Florida.
Do New Yorkers count?
Tied with pythons at the top of the list.
Remember: They’re coming after you. The possum was just in the way.
Hell, it could’ve been worse. He could have been pooping a dead possum on the street during rush hour.