Bill Gates Boasts of Owning Multiple Private Jets: ‘My Guilty Pleasure’
Slay News | November 6, 2023 | Frank BergmanAs reported by Simple Flying, Gates now owns an impressive fleet of at least four business jets.
Valued at close to $200 million, his collection includes the elite Gulfstream G650.
… schadenfreude…
While Owning Multiple Jets Is Bill Gates’ “Guilty Pleasure,” Your Guilty Pleasure Is…
…hearing the foreman say “guilty” on CourtTV.
…coming here and acting like I know anything about anything.
… can be found in chapter four of my new book, Bob B: I Fought the Bot, And the Bot Won, available from the back of a van, by the river…
… betting with Schrödinger about the contents of various boxes…
… imagining if none of the males except I made it to Gilligan’s Island.
Sometimes a guy has to be the Skipper, a professor, a dork, and a millionaire all combined in just one person in one of my fantasies..
… also, in life.
… imagining Yeoman Rand in a Holodeck.
Watching my uber-lib gal Mika listen to a Trump speech:
Hey — she’s got man-hands.
While Owning Multiple Jets Is Bill Gates’ “Guilty Pleasure,” Your Guilty Pleasure Is…
Anything that brings me pleasure, I deserve. I’ll not be made to feel any guilt for it.
Thank you for the inspiration Burt. I was about to give up bourbon. Cheers!
. . . consuming multiple Kardemommeboller at one sitting, with a latte, of course.
Owning multiple deferred loans.
Watching Pitch Perfect.
. . . binge watching Charlie’s Angels to see if any episode had a plot.
I used to watch Fran Drescher on “The Nanny” just to watch Fran Drescher in a skin-tight miniskirt. Her, I mean.
Her voice drives me batty..
or battier.
Yeah, that was kind of the hook, as I saw it.
Attraction to body, repulsion to voice.
Like Ed Bundy or Homer Simpson: Attraction to jokes, repulsion to everything else.
The voices in my head are Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried. Sometimes they discuss me like I’m not in the room.
AAugh!
While Owning Multiple Jets Is Bill Gates’ “Guilty Pleasure,” Your Guilty Pleasure Is…
To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women.