Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Why Miss Cardinale, in bed again?”

“I’m just bed ridden I guess.”

“Me too.”

“Really, you look fit.”

“You know how I Iike to fit.”

“Be fit.”

“Whatever. So what is on tap Cartoons and Memes wise?”

“Looks like we have a lot of Christmas stuff, probably more than enough for the next few weeks.”

“Tis the season.”

“Yes sir.”

“Now, about being ridden in bed…”

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The Border: Really, Really, Really Politically Complicated

Too Bad the U.S. Is Powerless on This Issue

Tougher Visa Rules Unveiled in Plan To Cut Migration to the United Kingdom
BBC ^ | Dec 5, 2023

The UK government has introduced measures it promised would deliver the biggest ever cut in net migration after levels soared to a record high.

Home Secretary James Cleverly . . .

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announced a five-point plan to curb immigration, which he said was “far too high”.

The changes included hiking the minimum salary needed for skilled overseas workers from £26,200 to £38,700. ($50,000)

Mr Cleverly claimed 300,000 people who were eligible to come to the UK last year would not be able to in future.

The minimum income for family visas has also risen to £38,700. ($50,000)

In a statement to MPs, the home secretary said migration to the UK “needs to come down” and there had been “abuse” of health and care visas for years.

“Enough is enough,” Mr Cleverly said. “Immigration policy must be fair, legal, and sustainable.”

The migration plan comes after official figures last month showed net migration had soared to a record 745,000 in 2022.

Conservative MPs have since piled pressure on Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and his government to bring down net migration, which is the difference between those entering and leaving the UK.

The sharp increase represents a huge political challenge for Mr. Sunak and the Conservatives, who have repeatedly promised to reduce net migration since winning power in 2010, and “take back control” of the UK’s borders since the Brexit vote.

If you’ve been promising to do something since 2010, it ain’t gonna happen.

Straight Line of the Day: Things That Can Be Identified and Dismissed as Just Your Opinion

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