Multiplex Choice: Today you get two Straight Lines to choose from:
Disney Hasn’t Scratched the Surface of Going Woke With Their Classic Offerings. We Can Suggest a Few Ideas: …
or:
Woke Plot Twist in the Next Comic Book Superhero Movie: Just As The Good Guys Are About To Triumph Over the Bad Guys, …
or both.
Disney Hasn’t Scratched the Surface of Going Woke With Their Classic Offerings. We Can Suggest a Few Ideas: …
Cancelling Dumbo the elephant… picking on him for not being able to talk…the name Dumbo makes him sound like a retarded elephant with big ears..horrible..might just as well called him ” Retardephant..”
Disney Hasn’t Scratched the Surface of Going Woke With Their Classic Offerings. We Can Suggest a Few Ideas: …
In a rerelease of “Married with Children” Bud is lite in his loafers.
Woke Plot Twist in the Next Comic Book Superhero Movie: Just As The Good Guys Are About To Triumph Over the Bad Guys, …
…a new bad guy comes on the scene to help them escape..tall..flesh coloured..bulbous helmet shaped head…”.Lubecrous”…he spays a viscous fluid all over, preventing the good guys from collaring the bad guys…
Woke Plot Twist in the Next Comic Book Superhero Movie: Just As The Good Guys Are About To Triumph Over the Bad Guys, …
Suddenly a Supperhero appears and eats their tacos.
Superman confronts President Lex Luthor in the Oval Office. Then . . .
Luthor and Superman have anal sex across the President’s desk.
Woke Plot Twist in the Next Comic Book Superhero Movie: Just As The Good Guys Are About To Triumph Over the Bad Guys, …
When Disney introduces a Bi-polar, transexual, quadrapalegic antihero who chants “From the river to the sea, Criminals will help decolonize America!”
The super hero alternate identity for Joe Biden shows up as Superfluous… and finds out he really isn’t needed.
Disney Hasn’t Scratched the Surface of Going Woke With Their Classic Offerings. We Can Suggest a Few Ideas: … Steamboat Willy is reimagined as a LGB cruise up the river, where Willie hooks up with Mortimer Mouse under the watchful eyes of Captain Pete…
You might get your wish. Disney’s coppyright expires at the end of the year.
Woke Plot Twist in the Next Comic Book Superhero Movie: Just As The Good Guys Are About To Triumph Over the Bad Guys, The Good Guys are exposed as cis-normative white privileged oppressors and condemned to a re-education camp until they have the correct mindset…