Biden Warns Trump Not To Mess With Umhumninuahmuerica

Terrence shares a video of Biden doing a speech and says…what?

I guess the new name of our country is “UHHIMINAUHWemerica”

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But Can They Work From Home?

Chipotle hopes to attract more Gen Z workers with new employee benefits [credit building and mental health resources]
ktla | 01/25/2024 | Iman Plam

Eligible employees would have access to mental health resources, SoFi’s educational financial wellness program, credit-building help, and the ability to save for retirement when making student loan payments.

Eligible employees can receive a 401(k) match of up to 4% of their salary if they make student loan payments. The chain told Business Insider that private and federal loans are eligible for the student loan match.

The company will also introduce a Visa card by Cred.ai. Employees can make purchases and build credit with the card, with no fees or interest.

If you have a student loan / college degree and are working at Chipolte . . .

New Rule

“Magenta” and “Purple” must always be capitalized. Not “white,” which must always be lower-cased.

Straight Line of the Day: The First Act of President Michelle Obama Will Be…

Welcome to IMAO! Dual Purpose

  1. Fulfilling pesky government “fresh air” mandates.
  2. Keeping kids offa the lawn.

Cartoons and Memes

“Good morning Miss Welch, you seem a bit pensive.”

“I’m just concerned about today’s memes.”

“Whatever for?”
“What if they don’t like cats?”

“Stuff of nonsense, who doesn’t like a nice pussy…cat?”

“Who indeed.

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