Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Ah Miss Cardinale, getting ready for the mandatory Intern Firearms class?”

“Yes sir, I’ve been practicing hard.”

“I know I am.”

“Practicing?”

“Hard.”

“….”

“Trigger discipline Miss Cardinale, trigger discipline.”

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Trudeau Liberal Justice Minister Arif Virani Says That Putting Canadians Under House Arrest On Suspicion That They May Commit A Hate Crime
X (formerly Twitter) | 02/29/24 | Canada Proud

Trudeau Liberal justice minister Arif Virani says that putting Canadians under house arrest on suspicion that they may commit a hate crime in the future will “help to deradicalize people who are learning things online.”

Good thing that won’t affect IMAO viewers.

The Globe and Mail:

Justice Minister Arif Virani has defended a new power in the online harms bill to impose house arrest on someone who is feared to commit a hate crime in the future – even if they have not yet done so already.

The person could be made to wear an electronic tag, if the attorney-general requests it, or ordered by a judge to remain at home, the bill says.

Mr. Virani, who is Attorney-General as well as Justice Minister, said it is important that any peace bond be “calibrated carefully,” saying it would have to meet a high threshold to apply.

But he said the new power, which would require the attorney-general’s approval as well as a judge’s, could prove “very, very important” to restrain the behaviour of someone with a track record of hateful behaviour who may be targeting certain people or groups.

If “there’s a genuine fear of an escalation, then an individual or group could come forward and seek a peace bond against them and to prevent them from doing certain things.”

The peace bond could have conditions that include not being close to a synagogue or a mosque, he said. It could also lead to restrictions on internet usage and behaviour. [[[ Oh, wait — that does affect IMAO viewers! ]]] “That would help to deradicalize people who are learning things online and acting out in the real world violently – sometimes fatally.”

Straight Line of the Day: Biden Has Started Referring to Illegal Aliens as “Newcomers.” Other Euphemisms He May Have in the Works: …

Joe Biden’s White House Begins Referring to Illegal Aliens as ‘Newcomers’
Breitbart ^ | 02/29/2024 | John Binder

President Joe Biden’s White House has begun referring to border crossers and illegal aliens as “newcomers and “people who are in the country” — a terminology distinction that conflicts with federal immigration law.

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