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Ex-ESPN Host Sage Steele Says Network Scripted Every Word of Her Interview With Biden
Fox News | 4/3/2024

Former ESPN host Sage Steele revealed that her 2021 interview with President Biden was “scripted” by network executives.

In an interview with Fox News Digital, Steele recalled the “structured” nature of the pre-taped interview, so much so that her ESPN bosses handed her a “script” to go off of.

“That was an interesting experience in its own right because it was so structured,” Steele said. “And I was told, ‘You will say every word that we write out, you will not deviate from the script and go.’”

“I think it’s really heartbreaking that the people who love Joe Biden and say they truly care about him have allowed it to get to this point,” Steele said. “So I’m not even looking at this from a political angle or my beliefs in anything. This is the human side of it. And when someone is struggling, we allow them to continue to be in the spotlight and put them out there in the first place when they knew there were issues? Of course, they had to know. So it’s a humanity thing with me where I don’t care where anyone stands and what they vote for or who they believe in. Do you really care about that person? As a father, as a husband, as an everything.” Steele previously detailed how Biden “trailed off” in their pre-interview chat before taping.

What’s Walrus Building?

At this point, packing boxes. Amazing how much one accumulates living in a place for 25 years. Counting down to closing which will be April 25th.

Previous Builds

Pzkpfw VI Ausf. B Konigstiger

The Tiger II was a German heavy tank of the Second World War. The final official German designation was Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B, often shortened to Tiger B. The ordnance inventory designation was Sd.Kfz. 182. (Sd.Kfz. 267 and 268 for command vehicles). It was also known informally as the Königstiger (German for Bengal tiger and also, literally, “King Tiger”). Contemporaneous Allied soldiers usually called it the King Tiger or Royal Tiger.

The Tiger II was the successor to the Tiger I, combining the latter’s thick armour with the armour sloping used on the Panther medium tank. The tank weighed almost 70 tonnes, and was protected by 100 to 185 mm (3.9 to 7.3 in) of armour to the front. It was armed with the long barrelled (71 calibres) 8.8 cm KwK 43 anti-tank cannon. The chassis was also the basis for the Jagdtiger turretless Jagdpanzer anti-tank vehicle.

The Tiger II was issued to heavy tank battalions of the Army and the Waffen-SS. It was first used in combat by 503rd Heavy Panzer Battalion during the Allied invasion of Normandy on 11 July 1944; on the Eastern Front, the first unit to be outfitted with the Tiger II was the 501st Heavy Panzer Battalion, which by 1 September 1944 listed 25 Tiger IIs operational.

One of the More Complicated Gender Groups

Non-binary person, 33, in Canada wants taxpayers to fund $70k surgery to give them a vagina AND keep their penis
Daily Mail | April 2, 2924 | Connor Boyd

A person . . .

I guess that’s all we can determine.

. . . in Canada wants taxpayers to fund surgery to make them a vagina while also keeping a functional penis, in a first-of-its-kind case.

The Ontario resident, 33, was born male but identifies as non-binary, meaning they . . .

This person is singular, not plural.

. . . are not exclusively male or female ‘but literally a mix’, court documents show.

“Show” might not be the right word. It presumes a fact not in evidence. How about “claim” or “assert”?

Ontario’s Health Insurance Plan (OHIP) initially denied the request on the grounds that the procedure is experimental and is not performed in Canada…

Now the case is with Ontario’s Superior Court of Justice, which is due to issue its ruling in the coming months.

Ontario’s

Ontogeny’s

Delirious

Diogenes

It is unclear how much the surgery will cost but traditional ‘reassignment’ procedures usually cost between $10,000 USD and $70,000.

A similar case last June saw the OHIP fund the surgery of a public servant, 41, who had a penis constructed . . .

!!

An Erector Set

. . . without removing their vagina and uterus – despite initially denying the claim.

The cases reflect a small but growing demand for niche surgeries for people who identify with one of the more complicated gender groups.

A niche is something you can fit something else into. Which this person can do. “Go f yourself” will be a possibility.

What will their symbol look like? Q is already taken.

Will true hermaphrodites quarrel with them for cu*tural appropriation? Or be called “THERPHs”??

Swiped Off the Internet: Genders

Duh! Eh! Aye! = D.E.I.

Trudeau Concedes There Is Too Much Immigration to Canada
Gray Mackenzie Twitter | 04 02 2024 | Gray Mackenzie

“PM Trudeau says immigration to Canada has “grown at a rate far beyond what Canada has been able to absorb,” adding that “temporary immigration has caused so much pressure in our communities,” in relation to housing.”

Say goodbye to Sweet Polly Purebred.

Straight Line of the Day: If These Walls Could Talk, …

Welcome to IMAO! Legally, With All These Interns Around, I Can’t Even Make a Simple Caulk Joke

It wasn’t going to be that good, anyway.

Friday Classic Funny

“Taking a load off Miss Cates?”

“I need it. Finding Far Sides is exhausting work”

“Well you can take a well earned lie down in my bed if you want.”

“I think I’m feeling rested enough at the moment.”

“Pity.”