Words of Wisdom

Wisdom in comments on a discussion thread on FreeRepublic.com, under a story where some college major was bemoaning her fate. Worth sharing:

“I worked 65 to 70 hours a week for 20 years. Does that count as 2 jobs?”

“A college degree doesn’t “guarantee” anything. Hard work, self-motivation, and dedication does. She can stuff her college loan debt . . . “

“Show up on time every day, make the boss look good, and be employed for life.”

“An education is a tool to earn wealth. Young people have ~40 years to make their living for retirement. If they can afford it they should open up an IRA ASAP. . . Unfortunately, the ‘honey-what-do-you-want-for-dinner’ kids were raised to chase their wants, not fulfill their needs.

“I have always held the view that I am entitled to nothing that is in the control of other people, because that is a recipe for unhappiness.”

Promoted Comment: Pants

Biscuit:

“When I was in high school, I worked with a girl, a gymnast with a magical taste in pants, …”

Ghosts of Schoolgirls Past: Kathy … Suzie … Ruthie … etc. …

If they had presented themselves before me with “a magical taste in pants,” I would have keeled over and they wouldn’t be able to stuff me inside a casket.

(Mika hardest hit.)

Nah, Nothing Suspicious Here

Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies in Less Than Two Months
Newshub vis msn | 05 01 2024

Another whistleblower who publicly spoke out about safety issues with Boeing planes has died, less than two months after fellow whistleblower John Barnett died from a gunshot wound police have yet to finish investigating.

Joshua Dean, a former quality auditor at Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems and one of the first to allege wilful ignorance of manufacturing defects on the notorious 737 MAX, died after a “short and sudden illness”, the Seattle Times reports.

The 45-year-old was reportedly “known for a healthy lifestyle” but fell ill and was admitted to hospital a little over two weeks ago due to breathing difficulties. He was subsequently diagnosed with pneumonia and a severe bacterial infection known as MRSA.

The first rule of flight club is don’t talk about flight club.

Straight Line of the Day: Where’s My Thousand Euros? And What Am I Going To Spend It On?

Eva Vlaardingerbroek at CPAC Hungary: The Great Replacement Is No Longer A Theory, It’s Reality
RCP | 4/27/24

EVA VLAARDINGERBROEK: … there is a link between mass migration and crime. In a Dutch city of Dordrecht, something interesting happened the other day.

They announced — and this is a small city in the Netherlands, in my home country — that a new asylum center will be put in that little town. And what did the municipality do? They said, we are going to offer citizens who live in the vicinity of this center a thousand euros to take extra safety measures. Our new reality in Europe consists of frequent rapes, stabbings, killings, murders, shootings, even beheadings.

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