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Microplastics Found in Every Human Testicle
The Guardian | 5/20/24

Microplastics have been found in human testicles, with researchers saying the discovery might be linked to declining sperm counts in men.

The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.

… Microplastics have also recently been discovered in human blood, placentas and breast milk, indicating widespread contamination of people’s bodies. The impact on health is as yet unknown but microplastics have been shown to cause damage to human cells in the laboratory.

“Hi, Greta! Gee, It’s Cold Out Here!”

Wowza

But could you get rid of the beads? Friction, you know.

Straight Line of the Day: What Is an “Anti-Sex” Bed?

‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics – after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition
New York Post | May 14, 2024 | Andrew Court

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Cartoons and Memes

“Whoa there Miss Welch. What’s with the gun?”

“Well, some of these memes are insulting to women and I may have to take action.”

“Hopefully not, this is all in fun.”

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Which one is funniest?
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